Fantasy Football Pottys Predictions Gameweek 1
Hello and welcome back my Potty Punters, enjoyed your break? Let me guess a makeover maybe, entered parenthood, lost your virginity, adopted a chimpanzee? Well whatever you did you’re home again as you step through the door of Potty’s bookies and into safety.
But it aint a bloody comfort zone as I don’t do cozy just crazy and yes things have changed in my world and you’re all going to benefit beyond your wildest dreams as while I myself was on holiday I had a vision and here it is. Enjoy.
This season my 38 weekly competitions are to be so competitive for you all as I give you the “Potty Predictions League Championship”.
Yes every FF247 member who enters any competition I host will automatically, after the gameweek ends, get a placing in the Potty table irrespective if you have won it that week or blanked.
Every competition will have points up for grabs and here is the breakdown for the Top 3 weekly contestants predictions.
1st – 7 points.
2nd – 4 points.
3rd – 2 points.
Ps. The more time’s one compete’s you are more likely to win the Championship come Gameweek 38, but as you all know nailing predictions is very difficult.
So what can you Win? Well on offer is this.
1 – Potty Championship Trophy engraved for the Champion.
2 – 38 Weekly Winner Prizes – ” 101 Premier League Goals DVD”.
3 – Monthly Best Points CD – “Vindaloo by Fat Les”.
4 – Wooden Spoon Certificate for the loser.
Yes its going to be fun.
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Let’s play – THE NEW BOYS
1 – Select 5 players.
2 – 1 Defender, 2 Midfielders, 2 Forwards.
3 – Highlight one of your picks as a Captain for double points.
4 – Your players must come from just one of the following team’s or mix-n-match, you decide.
5 – The team’s are – BOURNEMOUTH / NORWICH / WATFORD.
Get predicting folks.
My FPL Leagues, if you’d like to join, that carry many twists (more on these in Article 2) are as follows.
Pottys Predictions (H2H) = 137655-41184.
&
You’re All Doomed (Classic) = 137655-41193.
All are welcome.
And finally Pottys Plonker of the Week is still in play, get awarded this 3 times and win a bog roll, now you don’t want this prestige do you?
Hairy Hugs
Potty
Not quite sure of how this all works, but Team is below for WK1.
Francis
Ritichie – Anya
Wilson – Deeney (C)
Oh Yes Ali
For the record……
Nor do I
Potty
Hi potty hope you have a good year health wise.
Mings
Ritchie c
Redmond
Deeney
Kermorgant
Alan
Distin
Ritchie(C) Redmond
Deeney Wilson
Potty,
You sprawling mess of crazy. Here’s my absolutely bonkers line up…
Wisdom
Redmond, Ritchie
Jerome (c), Deeney
Pencil me in for a place at the top of your league.
Boom!!
Probably time to stop drinking…
Chins
If you win my Potty Predictions Championship I will promise you this forfeit.
I will get Samantha to video me wearing a Pink mankini while eating a banana and singing out loudly Queen’s classic hit……..
I Wanr To Break Free.
If you dont triumph you reward me with 4 Cadbury Cream Eggs.
Anyone else want to take this side bet on also?
If so just post under this……
Mankini Bet please.
Thanks
Potty
I really hope you win Potty, I don’t want to be subjected to the imagery.
Mings
Ritchie (c), Redmond
Deeney, van Wolfswinkel
Good afternoon my Potty Punters
With 6 days remaining until Pottys Predictions kicks – off 35 of you,yes 35 of you amazing punters have joined the fray.
Fantastic response and ive a feeling we may break 5O entrants for Gwk 1.
If I was near you I’d kiss ya.
Off for my sunday roast now.
Laters
Potty