Grab, Avoid or Bore Off! – Fantasy Premier League 2017-18 Brutal Honesty
BRUTAL. HONESTY. We are past the half way stage, and have a bit of of a break now, so we thought it pertinent to check back in with a few old hands to see how their seasons are going and what their thoughts are on both the fare so far and how they think things will pan out ahead. Given the title, we have chosen them carefully –
In trap No.1 is Mr Brutal himself. Mito. It’s practically his middle name. If anyone ever needs a ‘pick me up’ during a particularly dire GW then be sure to follow us on twitter… Mito will be on hand to drive that stake right the way through. And then twist it.
In trap No.2 is Mr Honesty. You get what you see with Cookie. He’s been there, seen it and done it all. And fell asleep at most points along the way.
In trap No.3… Oh, hang on, there were only two words in the title. We probably require some insignificant blandness then. Maybe A Lump Of Coal?! Poor old Kop. Once christened, and never twice shy. He accepted the nickname without a blink of an eye, which probably says it all!
And so without any further ado, they are all seated and ready to answer our probing questions. We warmly welcome our guest stars. And a Lump Of Coal.
HEALTH WARNING – The questions are brutal, hopefully the answers will be honest….
Grab, Avoid or Bore Off! – Fantasy Premier League 2017-18 Brutal Honesty This article was compiled by Inittowinit and answered by Cookie, Kop and Mito
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Most people’s favourite article returns for a mid season catch up with most people’s favourite villain Mito, most people’s favourite person Cookie. And Kop.
I sat in the chair for this one and asked for Brutal Honesty. And boy did we get it. Especially from Kop. Turns out he’s lost all interest and it doesn’t even sound like he likes FPL anymore. Yep, that’s Kop, one of your weekly Tips writers ladies & gents
Enjoy…….
Oh yeah, there’s a bit of a quiz in there too if you’re bored, have a go without looking the answers up and stick them in the comments if you like. I’ll mark your work accordingly.
Kop Warrior
Hopefully my mood improves before I write next weeks Tips 😉
inittowinit
Highly unlikely
Kop Warrior
Agreed
inittowinit
This help?
inittowinit
Or maybe this….
Kop Warrior
I shouldn’t think so. This might
inittowinit
He’ll be your main playmaker and top scorer next season at this rate. Oh no hang on sorry I forgot about Shane Long and Dusan Tadic
Kop Warrior
They’ll probably score more than this Tosun lad!! 😉
RedVT
Big money!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9CSPjDNdU0
Rosco77
Oh the honesty! As always one of my fav reads! Thanks guys! I’ll have a stab at the questions too!
DDG
Pogba
KDB
Alsonso
Fabianski
I don’t know his name but I’m pretty sure it’s the spurs reserve keeper? ( I spend a lot of time looking at PPM when deciding transfers… sad I know!!)
inittowinit
You’ve got 3 correct!
Rosco77
Hangs head in shame…
inittowinit
The panel only got 3, 4 and 5 right. In no particular order.
inittowinit
*note to self
Don’t put a GABO up in the summer when Salah goes to Real Madrid.
TheDreamers
too soon Init. Too soon
HL [Dr. Hannibal Lecter]
Maybe next summer…
He stays for now…
Mito21 @TheLegendMito21
Definitely do!!
Cookie
Hughes sacked
Kop Warrior
That’s hardly a surprise!!
It will be interesting to see who they appoint.
DMC
Pulis?
Kop Warrior
I’m don’t think Stoke & Tony parted on good terms. Not that that’s stopped managers going back to former clubs in the past.
He has just taken the Boro job a matter of weeks ago.
DMC
I was being ironic!
Didnt know the Boro bit, though.
Kop Warrior
I did wonder if you were being serious or not.
TheDreamers
Why not sack him before the window opened? Must have been lining someone up and hedging their bets?
inittowinit
What?! All the Coventry fans today kept saying it would be in the morning. I’m never trusting a Coventry fan again.
Silvers
That’s a shame I like Hughes 😉
inittowinit
Can’t stand the bloke! Which is a bit of a sticky subject because he’s the nephew of my next door neighbour
True story.
HL [Dr. Hannibal Lecter]
Enjoyed reading that, as always !!
Excellent article !
:cheers:
TheDreamers
+1 Good read that.
Think Kop needs that hug more than Gavy
Kop Warrior
A decent GW might help
inittowinit
I’ll give you a hug, given the chances 😉
Kop Warrior
You must really want a miserable Tips article!!!
Cookie
Can imagine it now – the intro read by Simon Bates.
Matt
Great read lads as per usual. I guess I’ll take a stab at the questions but I haven’t a clue.
DDG
KDB
KDB
Alonso
Salah
inittowinit
Evidently
Matt
Did I get 0? 😉
inittowinit
Think you got 2 or 3 actually. Not got either the questions or answers in front of me!
Mito21 @TheLegendMito21
Lovely, looks like you are doing what Matt does when he counts in the predictions game. 😉