Hi my Potty Punters and greetings, so the dreaded GW29 has arrived and how does one some it up? Well in Pottys World its like getting invited to a high flying Wedding and all the guests that are present you just ain’t got time for! Out of the 10 teams that play this applies to 6 of them. Now let’s look back to last weekend and 40 of you came through Pottys Bookies door which is top news as its an increase on recent weeks, I do believe that the “Midfield Maestro’s” Competition drew you in so we will have some more of the same in the coming weeks. Anyway 2 Punters who are Bryan Munich and Pathetico Morbid both had the same points haul of 23 points so that dreaded Potty Tiebreaker came into play.
Both lads laid their predictions down and a fine 2-0 away win for Jamaica had yes……
BRYAN MUNICH……BRYAN MUNICH……doing a Bob Marley shuffle while nibbling on Sushi and humming loudly “No Woman, No Cry”!!
Well done Bryan….
Onto this Weekends Compitition and I give you…..
“4 Deadly Defenders”
The Rules..
1 = Select 4 defenders who will give you Clean sheets and Bonus Points.
2 = Highlight a Captain also who gains double points.
3 = Your men may come from 1 Team or from any of the selection of Teams.
4 = You may ENTER as MANY times as you wish.
5 = The FF247 poster with the most Fantasy Football points wins.
6 = Post your player picks below.
The Matches are….
WEST BROM v MAN UTD
CRYSTAL PALACE v SOUTHAMPTON
NORWICH CITY v STOKE CITY
(All matches are played on Saturday so the winner will be announced at 10pm Saturday night ahead of MOTD)
Pottys Plonker of the Week
This was a difficult choice but work comes first and this employee of mine failed to do his job, the Taser gun he was issued with to prevent multiple dodgy Prediction entries (Inittowinit and Cookie), well, we at Pottys Bookies have been told by Merseyside Police that it was sold within criminal circles so the said Plonker could finance future transfers for his Fantasy Team, so elleffcee is this weeks Plonker.
Thanks for tuning in Guys and Girls, post your entries below as usual please.
Long loving hugs,
Potty
Here’s the plan
R Martin
Bassong
Yobo (c)
Olsson
And a packet of bird seed you crazy Canary banker.
Potty
Yellow is definitely in season. Goks tip.
Off to buy my Banana thong now,thanks Gok Wok Griff.
Potty
The Deadly Defender’s is underway
Thank you all for entering.
Winner announced tonight at 10pm
Potty
Attention….. PEAKY DAVE and ALBERTINI
Your Tiebreaker last night was not won,so let’s try again.
In tonights Mls Matches predict the scores please of……
DC United v Columbus Crew
Fc Dallas v Montreal Impact
La Galaxy v Real Salt Lake
Also,…How many Yellow Cards will there be in all 3 matches.
Post your picks below.
Potty
Ok Potty sorry for drawing this out!!!
1-0
2-0
1-0
8 yellow cards!!!
Cheeers Potty!!
Potty and Peakydave sorry I’ve missed this one, didn’t get a notification in my email for this update.
As promised,today’s result’s of the….
DEADLY DEFENDER’S Competition.
Well what a close shave this was.
With 29pts a piece Mito and The Swirly seemed to be heading for a Tie-break.
But up popped at the final whistle our resident Skippy waving his 32 point haul in the air meaning….
PVR…..PVR……PVR……
Your a winner.
Contact…
prctrdvd@gmail.com
Thanks
Potty
I dont believe it….. me? Won a Potty comp? nooo there must be a mistake?!
Cheers Pottster… I’ll email you now.
PvR
ALBERTINI… ALBERTINI…..
PEAKY DAVE…..PEAKY DAVE…..
Let’s try again!!!
Its Tiebreaker time.
Predict the scores on these 3 matches plus how many Yellow cards in total in the 3 matches.
Let’s go
Osasuna v Malaga
Tours v Angers
Real Sociadad v Rayo Valecano
Post your picks below.
Potty
Here we go again!
Osasuna v Malaga 2-1
Tours v Angers 0-1
Real Sociadad v Rayo Vallecano 3-0
(13 yc)
Cheers Potty and good luck Dave.
Pottys Predictions
Yes Albertini all the best mate!!!
1-0
1-0
3-0
12 yellow cards!!
Cheers Potty!!
Samantha again.
Hey you 2 Tiebreakers.
Will post the winner tomorrow after checking my Football App.
Be patient please.
Sam
Cheers Samantha. Don’t worry we can wait for the result of the tiebraker.
And all the best for Potty, we all hope to have him back soon and healthier than ever.
Thanks for taking over the compos for now Sam,I’m in no rush,please give my best wishes to the boy and wish him a quick recovery!!
In Pottys(Dave) absence I have been asked to do this.
Samantha’s the name and I am Pottys partner,also I manage Sam’s Stars in the Ultimate Fantasy Football.
But I am here for one thing which is to set this weeks Champion’s League Competition, but before I carry on I am dressed in a black nighty thigh high and,that’s enough you Perverts!
OK here goes.
Let’s play = “5 Mattackers” yes you’ve read it right.
What you must do
1=Select 5 players.
2=Midfielder’s or Attacker’s hence “5 Mattackers”.
3=Highlight a Captain.
4=Choose from the Teams below.
6=You may choose 5 Attacker’s only,or 5 Midfielder’s only,or a bit of both,Most guys like a bit of both!
Now below are the Sides to select from.
Bayern Munich
Barcelona
Athletico Madrid
PSG
Now post your selection’s below my Darlings.
Most Fantasy points as awarded by UEFA.com wins.
Sweet perfumed hugs.
Samantha
Muller
Messi
Neymar
Villa (C)
Cheers Samantha
I should really ask…is Potty alright?
Samantha again.
PvR,my Dave or your Potty has undergone a lung biopsy today.
He got through it but is sedated up to his eyeball’s with pain relief.
So I want as many as ever to enter this above Comp of mine for him.
I will reply to your e-mail tomorrow night after speaking with him in the morning.
That’s it now as I am knackered.
PS
You need to name another man you Loon
Sam
Give him my best wishes, I hope he makes a strong recovery.
Now time to select my fifth player… (not from Bayern or Barca obviously) after mulling this over for quite awhile 😉 I think I’ll take Ibra, if I’m still allowed to enter my last player. If not, I’ll just stick with my four.
Sorry, Cheers,
and Best of Wishes to Potty.
PvR (possibly pottys plonker of the week :/ )
“1=Select 5 players.”
“Muller
Messi
Neymar
Villa (C)”
Someone forgot to put on their glasses :hippo:
Sam, thank you so much for doing this comp and it goes without saying our thoughts are with Potty and I hope he is safe, well and better soon. My initial entry is as follows. Pottster normally allows for multiple entries so I assume you will be as accommodating, maybe more so 😉
Robben
Veratti
Ibra (c)
Messi
Muller
I guess with this rather suggestive and lewd remark I can sue for sexual harrassement in the workplace?
Inittowinit you will be hearing from my lawyer
Yes Guys as many entries as you wish,all in Adam’s hole
Samantha.
Hi Samantha. Here’s my players
David Villa
Ibrihamovic
Cavani
Messi
Katniss Everdeen (c)
Thanks
Hey Samantha, I hope Mr. Potty is on the mend
Here are my Mattackers:
David Villa
?Ibrihamovic (c)
?Robben
?Messi
?Muller
Did the password i sent over work ok?
Ibrahimovic (C)
Diego Costa
Robben
Messi
Götze
Hello Sam, I’ll go with the following
Robben
Ribery
Messi
Costa (c)
Ibra
A late but inspired captaincy choice there Kop!! You been changing those comment times again !!!
Cookie, surely you know me well enough at this stage to know that I struggle to tell the time, never mind change it 😉
Kop, I reckon your lack of IT prowess is just a ruse to win a Potty/Sam goat!