Fantasy Football Pottys Predictions Gameweek 32
Morning you stressed out FPL punters, who no doubt are having nightmares regarding your team selection for this very difficult looming weekend of football fun? Let me enlighten you all to my strategy which is do not “over think” one’s transfers and also taking many points hits with only 6 match weeks remaining is a dangerous world of imminent disaster and would ruining your season’s work.
Take my team for example which is linked for all to drool at, I have the Villa keeper attending a Wembley showdown and my Foxes replacement now deemed a No2. In my world keepers in general don’t wield many fantasy points so after speaking with my coaching staff here at Potty tower’s we are going to roll with 10 men meaning “happy days” and not a chip in sight.
Last time out many of you entered my whacky Grand National and that famous fence named “Raziel’s Rage” brought many of you down and with that Kane flop riding most horses it left us with a lady winner of this steeplechase.
Yes – LILY LILY LILY you are the Winner.
prctrdvd@gmail.com is my stable e-mail to redeem your gold shoe horse.
Okay, it’s Friday and that spells PottyJack time.
Let’s play – SUNDAY ROAST.
1 – Select 4 players.
2 – From any outfield position you wish, meaning you can select 4 defenders if you feel inclined.
3 – Highlight a Captain for double points.
4 – Teams that your picks must come from are – Manchester City / West Ham United / Newcastle United / Tottenham Hotspur.
5 – And finally, the average cost of a family meal out at a Sunday carvery here in the UK is £27.00.
So if any Potty Punters points total is exactly 27 a very special treat awaits.
Now post your picks.
Potty
Ooh, great competition Potty
Barcelona 3 – 0 PSG
Bayern 2 – 1 Porto
Real 2-0 Atletico
Monaco 1 – 2 Juventus
15 goals ( I know I have 11 in my predictions, but I really am feeling the #15 today)
3 and 1/2 yellow cards
1 straight red
1 goal line technology confirmed goal
3 offsides called incorrectly
6 nutmegs on David Luiz
1 hungry Suarez
Thanks Potty
Cheers Potty – another great competition. Thanks!
Barcelona 2 – 3 PSG
Bayern 4 – 1 Porto
Real (-2) – 4 Atletico
Monaco v. Juventus (game not played because both teams dissolve shortly before kickoff)
12 goals
17 red cards
97 crosses
8 times the crossbar is struck
42 midgets in attendance
Fingers crossed – haven’t won yet this season!
Way too high on the midget guess there Lawdogg. – Your guess should’ve been a small one. Or at least a normal sized guess, but with short arms and legs. Or is that a dwarf? I get confused.
Sorry chins – I should have been more clear. That number includes dwarfs, elves, sprites and gremlins.
Ah yes, that makes much more sense.
And it also explains how the Monaco and Juve teams get dissolved. – Some sort of Elf magic spell presumably?
i was thinking “dissolve” in the legal sense, but it would be more entertaining if an army of elves invaded the pitch just before kickoff, cast a spell and the players from both teams then melted into the pitch. But not the type of melting from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Something at least 2.5 times more tasteful. Maybe they melt into rainbows that are then consumed by unicorns? But here’s the catch: they AREN’T unicorns, They’re llamas disguised as unicorns.
You guys really need to get a life.
On a separate note, I am going to watch all 6 Star Wars movies in preparation for the new one. I want to make sure I catch any small details, of course I will be taking notes.
This picture was taken just before kickoff. I hear all hell broke loose shortly thereafter…
Does it include Silvas Lawdogg?
Barcelona 2 – 0 PSG
Bayern 2 – 0 Porto
Real 2-1 Atletico
Monaco 1 – 1 Juventus
No TD’s, still waiting on the draft but don’t get me started on the NFL.
Awwwww, go on then…
Barcelona 2- 1 PSG
Bayern 4 – 1 Porto
Real 2-0 Atletico
Monaco 1 – 1 Juventus
4 pens
6 yellows
2 sheep
14 goals
Thanks Potty