Everton 3-3 Liverpool
Saturday’s early kick off saw the 221st meeting in all competitions for the Merseyside club’s with Roberto Martinez looking to mastermind Everton’s 1st derby win in the Premier League since October 2010. With Daniel Sturridge on the bench for Liverpool the Reds were banking on a performance from Luis Suarez in this often volatile fixture and it took just 5 minutes for him to provide the assist for Philippe Coutinho to open the scoring. Just 3 minutes later and it was all square when Leighton Baines whipped in a free-kick and Kevin Mirallas fired past Simon Mignolet. With Everton forcing the play a needless foul on Suarez by Gareth Barry was severely punished by the Uruguayan with a rasping 25 yard scorcher. Mirallas was fortunate to stay on the pitch with what looked like a certain red card for a foul on Suarez. The 2nd half was a typical derby affair, Romelu Lukaku, who had twice been denied Mignolet, side-footed home the equaliser before converting a header from Mirallas’s corner that put the Toffees ahead with 8 minutes left. Alas in typical derby fashion, Sturridge took to the field and it the 89th minute he powered in a Steven Gerrard free-kick to leave it honours even. Leighton Baines will be a concern for Fantasy Managers as he was forced to leave the field on 50 minutes through injury.
Bonus Points: Lukaku (3), Mirallas (2), Suarez & Sturridge (1)
Arsenal 2-0 Southampton
This match will not only be remembered for Olivier Giroud who bagged a goal in either half but for the comic indecision by Saints goalkeeper Artur Boruc that gifted Arsenal the opener. The Saints keeper was caught dwelling on a back-pass from Nathaniel Clyne which allowed Giroud to tap in. The Saints arrived with a clear game plan, to stifle and antagonize the home side’s midfield and it worked for much of the 1st half. Victor Wanyama went about his business whilst Santi Cazorla and Mesut Ozil looked decidedly off the pace. Jack Wilshere and Aaron Ramsey came close for the Gunners, while England new boys Adam Lallana and Jay Rodriguez were always dangerous for the visitors. Giroud sealed the win from the penalty spot after Jose Fonte was penalised for tugging Per Mertesacker’s shirt. Fantasy managers will have been buoyed by a return for Theo Walcott who came off the bench in the 70th minute.
Bonus Points: Giroud (3), Mertesecker (2), Szczesny, Koscielny & Gibbs (1)
Fulham 1-2 Swansea
Fulham’s troubling form continues as they lost this battle with Swansea thanks to a 70th minute winner from Jonjo Shelvey. To be honest this was the games only outstanding moment, the Swans were without Michu and his absence was clearly felt. Fulham fell behind thanks to an own goal from Aaron Hughes on the 56th minute but new Fulham captain Scott Parker scored his 1st goal for the club to draw level but this was not enough as Shelvey, introduced on the hour, made the difference with a quality strike before almost adding a 3rd late on. Fulham are in the midst of a retched run of form which manager Martin Jol needs to address as the Fulham faithful are beginning to grow restless.
Bonus Points: Parker (3), Lamah & Pozuelo (2)
Hull 0-1 Crystal Palace
With Tony Pulis, the new Palace Manager, watching from the terraces there was more good news for relegation threatened Palace after this hard fought win against a much fancied Hull City side. Caretaker boss Keith Millen, who will hand over the reins to Pulis, signed off with a victory that was secured when Barry Bannan scored from a Cameron Jerome pass in the 81st minute. Palace were down to 10 men after Yannick Bolasie was harshly dismissed for a lunge at Jake Livermore and they were almost pegged back in the final seconds when Livermore saw his effort bundled off the line and Liam Rosenior hit the post from 25 yards.
Bonus Points: Bannan (3), Gabbidon (2), Delaney (1)
Newcastle 2-1 Norwich
Newcastle secured a 3rd straight Premier League win to strengthen their league position but were made to work for it against Norwich. Defensively, Newcastle were poor throughout, but goals from Loic Remy and Yoan Gouffran in the 1st half were enough to claim all 3 points despite Leroy Fer’s header for the visitors in the 80th minutes. Loic Remy opened the scoring in the 2nd minute of the game when he headed in a Yohan Cabaye corner; it was Newcastle’s 1st goal from a corner-kick since October 2011. Shola Ameobi was in fine form and was instrumental in Newcastle’s 2nd goal when he left Bradley Johnson floundering with a dazzling run inside his own half, threaded a pass out to Remy and then rose to meet a Sissoko cross which was saved by John Ruddy but Gouffran tapped in from point blank range. Norwich, to there credit continued to fight and were rewarded when Leroy Fer planted a header beyond Tim Krul from a corner. It set up a frantic finale, but Newcastle held on. Anthony Pilkington is an injury concern for the Canaries having left the game on 48 minutes with a serious hamstring injury.
Bonus Points: Remy (3), Gouffran (2), Fer & Cabaye (1)
Stoke 2-0 Sunderland
Stoke recorded their 1st win in 9 as goals from Charlie Adam and Steven Nzonzi steered them to a 2-0 home victory against Sunderland, who had Wes Brown sent off in very controversial circumstances. The Potters took the lead on the half-hour mark when Adam drilled in from an Nzonzi pass. The controversial sending off occurred 6 minutes later when referee Kevin Friend deemed a sliding tackle from Brown on Adam that won the ball was worthy of a straight red card. Sunderland continued to battle bravely but Stoke’s win was sealed in the 81st minute when Nzonzi slotted home having been set up nicely by Peter Crouch.
Bonus points: Nzonzi (3), Adam & Cameron (2)
West Ham 0-3 Chelsea
The Saturday evening match saw East meet West London in an entertaining and card free battle at Upton Park as Chelsea overcame West Ham thanks to 2 goals from Frank Lampard and 1 from Oscar. Lampard put the Blues ahead from the penalty spot after Guy Demel’s poor back-pass allowed Oscar to nip in, and he was brought down by Jussi Jaaskelainen. Oscar brilliantly made it 2-0 when he drilled the ball home from the edge of the area following a fantastic solo run. West Ham were much improved after the break and Modibo Maiga went close, but Lampard sealed the win with a confident finish following good work from Eden Hazard. The result takes Chelsea to 3rd place in the Premier League
Bonus Points: Lampard (3), Oscar (2) & Hazard (1)
This article was written by Eddy
Morning all,
Hannibal Lecter – I’m hoping for a good performance from Aguero today, lets hope Nasri isn’t involved though or our friendship could be in jeopardy (Potty’s h2h).
“Zoostorm” ?
Maybe this is the time to give reason to my username and team name!
I have the imagination of a fish, so here goes.
My username ‘flingy’ is derived from the word ‘thingy’. In the area I live, ‘th’ is pronounced ‘f’ and whilst I was growing up from a young age I could never grasp the word. I used to use ‘thingy’ in sentences such as: “You know ‘thingy’ (but I pronounced ‘flingy’) he’s gone and got a job at such and such place”. Now whenever I get asked for a username I use flingy, as if people can refer to me as “you know thingy has a good team this week” if they can’t remember my name.
My team name has a worse story than the one above, it’s the name on the front of the speaker system attached to my PC. Easy!
‘thingy’, mate – best story Ive heard in a very long time LMAO !!!
You’re the man !
my bad for not realizing the connection between the team name & ur speaker, mate…
Easy !
Hah !!!
U made my day, mate…I’ll let you win this round, just because of the story above 😉
:beer:
Hmm. Was looking to ship in Mertesacker but I don’t think I need to. Arsenal have like 2 easy fixtures and after that they get Everton, City and Chelsea. Crazy to get him now even though he’s rising like crazy.
Would be crazy to get a defender for 2 games right? >.<
I support arsenal but I don’t have faith in our defence. I haven’t owned a defensive arsenal player this season,
:cuckoo:
(———— First smiley I’ve ever used here. :alert: (———– Second
Meant for my comment :1up: . First smileys are misplaced. FFS. This type of shit would never happen to me if I were a :borg: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On that note, why borg? Why not ummmmmm Daleks? It’s the 50 year Dr. Who celebration after all.
Though, I do love that borg smiley.
Geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz. I have this huge zit on my forehead. I know it wants to grow. It’s like a big red button, I want to push it. I will (sooner or later) but I have to wait a bit longer. >.<
Sort of glad zits never been a real problem for me. Most I had at the time were 2. Mwahaha. Ooops, don't say that out loud. Karma might come and visit me.
SPLAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. In the mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. Have to keep myself occupied till TJ shows up with lineups. 😉
Haha! 2 minutes bro
Raz, I suggest me you an Potty organise a Tea party!
:pity:
Pantilimon, Zabaleta, Demichelis, Nastasic, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure (C), Nasri, Negredo, Aguero
C’mon Nasri :cuckoo:
Lloris; Walker, Dawson, Kaboul, Vertonghen; Sandro, Paulinho; Lennon, Holtby, Lamela; Soldado.
Great work TJ! Spurs were taking forever to post their line up. I took a small shot at them over Twitter. Thanks TJ!!
I got it from another account which is usually very accurate, Football__Tweet
Mito, unlike you to have a pop at someone ::-):
No Townsend. Phewwwwwwwww. 6 points ahead of my direct opponent and he has Toure + Townsend left to play while I have Kun and Vlaar left to play. Close call. Townsend not starting is defensively a positive one for me. But why? Isn’t he good enough defensively against bigger teams?
Unbelievable…
Siggys just pulled up in the warm – up so Townsend starts!
Amazing.
Potty
Who does your opponent have coming off the bench for Townsend though? Chances are that Townsend will come on as a sub at some point, but worth taking a look.
Kaboul getting a start is interesting though may have to add him to the watchlist (4.6 for a Spuds defender)
No Townsend?
Big blow for many.
Potty
I dont want a big blow at the minute Potty. Can I save it for my next birthday?
Navas ! hahaahaha