Captain Picks Fantasy Football Game-week 11 – Fantasy Premier League 2015/16
Time.
Some things seem to take an interminably long time to come to fruition: the Chilcot inquiry; Rooney’s next goal, or the end of a Manchester derby. Then there are things that happen routinely: Mourinho getting fined; Leeds Utd changing manager, or Artur Boruc scooping the ball into the path of a smirking opponent. Time, whether frozen or in fast-forward, is a precious commod…..
Oh sod it. Did you see that FIFA presidential candidate’s name, Gianni Infantino? Hahahahaha. Oh my days. Sorry, couldn’t hold that in any longer.
This week’s fixtures, in complete contrast to last week’s famine of choice, provide FPL managers with an embarrassment of riches to plunder. Free-falling Bournemouth go to rivals Southampton; Spurs host new basement tenants Aston Villa; Man City sharpen their knives for some more lambs/canaries to slaughter, and then there’s Everton salivating at the prospect of visitors Sunderland.
But only 5 players will make the cut, and time waits for no-one, so here goes.
5. Dimitri Payet (Away vs Watford)
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[/three_fourth]A close call for 5th spot this week, with Ross Barkley looking to continue his fine season at home to the Black Cats; and though one would still expect the Toffees to win, Big Sam’s victory in the Wear-Tyne derby showed it’s probably not the shoe-in most pegged it as a few weeks ago; and so Dimitri Payet edges it. Not that FPL’s top point scorer should have to ‘edge it’ anywhere. The French international has either scored or assisted (though curiously never both) in each of his last 6 games. The Hammers are the second-best attacking unit in the league and with 4 wins and a draw, have the best away record. Only in their 3-0 victory at Anfield did Payet fail to register any notable FPL contribution on their travels. Watford have shown themselves to be the hardest to break down of the promoted clubs, chalking up 3 of their 4 clean sheets at Vicarage Road. However, they haven’t been facing West Ham every week, and they haven’t been facing Dimitri Payet.
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4. Jamie Vardy (Away vs West Brom)
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[/three_fourth]Things must seem pretty surreal for the former Stocksbridge Park Steels hitman right now. An international debut in June; leading the Premier League scoring charts in October; netting in 7 consecutive games. It’s literally Roy of the Rovers stuff, and all at the wrong end of his 20’s. The next thing you know, Claudio Ranieri will be fielding an offer from Real Madrid. Imagine! Well, before he joins Cristiano and Gareth at the Bernabeu, our Roy Race incarnate has a trip to the Hawthorns to focus on. When a striker looks at his team’s schedule for the season, he usually pinpoints Tony Pulis’ club and writes that fixture off. But this is Jamie Vardy, with more shots on target than anyone this season. More chances created. More goals. West Brom will need all 8 of their centre-backs fit if they’re to keep the Sheffield-born sharpshooter from continuing his pursuit of Ruud van Nistelrooy’s 10 game record. The Tinkerman may keep us all guessing about his Mahrez selections, but Vardy has missed only 9 minutes all season, and that was on the opening day.
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3. Graziano Pelle (Home vs Bournemouth)
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[/three_fourth]In 1687, Isaac Newton formulated the laws of motion and universal gravitation. With 2 consecutive 5-1 defeats and 13 goals conceded in their last 4 away games, he can hardly have envisaged that over 3 centuries after his discovery AFC Bournemouth would be obliterating it with their own physics-defying freefall. Yet to find a clean sheet away from Dean Court, the Cherries will surely still be sore from their recent maulings. Saints fans will be delighted at the timing of this, the first meeting between the South-Coast clubs since 2011 in League One and Ronald Koeman will happily settle for a repeat of the 3-1 victory that day. With Sadio Mane fortuitously able to serve his suspension midweek in the League Cup, Graziano will have his main foil right by his side. The two have turned in some fantastic performances this campaign, with Pelle scoring 5 goals and grabbing 5 assists owing no small debt to his Senegalese colleague. Southampton have racked up double-digit goals over their last 4 home games, and with Bournemouth conceding the same amount in 8 days, the Italian’s 2 game drought should surely come to an end when Eddie Howe’s beleaguered troops traipse into town.
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2. Harry Kane (Home vs Aston Villa)
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[/three_fourth]When you don’t return to a place for a long time, it can seem so alien. New people and new decor. Freshly tarmacked roads. Perhaps that jazz club you used to frequent has been converted into a cytology training centre; or the serene park you and Betty from the IT college used to feed pigeons at has been annihilated to make way for a sewage treatment plant. It can feel like everyone’s moved on. But Harry Kane is finally back where he belongs, on the hallowed turf of Captain Picks, where he permanently resided last season. Though falling short of the 4-goal heroics of Aguero and Wijnaldum, last week’s hat-trick propelled him past the likes of Gomis and Giroud in the FPL standings. More importantly, it could well breathe life into what had been a pedestrian season on a personal level. If Kane does fancy a crack at joining the aforementioned quartet club, he may not get a much better opportunity than against Aston Villa. Bottom of the table; Sherwood sacked; Stan Collymore relieved of matchday programme duties (writing, not selling), the Villans are in utter turmoil. Welcome back Harold; make yourself feel at home. Don’t mind the smell, that’s just Betty.
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1. Kevin de Bruyne (Home vs Norwich)
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[/three_fourth]In the absence of some injury-prone Argentinian bloke, de Bruyne has become the new FPL pin-up. He’d be mine too were my wall not already covered with Smash Hit magazine cuttings of Kevin Kilcline and Carlton Palmer. The Citizens may still not be quite at their prolific best, but with 12 points from 5 games, they boast the best home record in the division. It’s easy to forget that the young Belgian only started in GW5, such has been his smooth transition to the Premier League. 3 goals and 3 assists to date have helped fill any voids left by illustrious absentees, Messrs Aguero and Silva. City’s Etihad demolition jobs on Newcastle (6-1) then Bournemouth (5-1) show how ruthless they are at home to struggling outfits. Such a struggling outfit arrives on Saturday. Norwich are the kind of team Tony Pulis must wake up sweating about. No clean sheets all season and still smarting from a humiliating thrashing at crisis club Newcastle, the Canaries are the antithesis of everything the Baggies boss stands for. All of this naturally adds up to another miserable away day for Alex Neil’s green and yellow army, and a Kevin de Bruyne masterclass.
Triple Captain Chip
Just a quick word on the new feature this season. It pretty much does what it says on the tin and trebles your points for your captain on whichever game-week you choose to deploy it. We shall touch on this as and when we feel the opportunity presents itself to use it effectively but this in all likelihood is one to save for when we encounter double game-weeks later on in the season.
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Thanks for reading Captain Picks Fantasy Football Game-week 11. This article was written by Bryan Munich
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So Martial still playing as winger? This is crazy, Rooney as striker has been terrible. They will never score. ZOMG. How many tries does Rooney get? Seems LvG is making players worse instead of better, Rooney is aged though.
Hey Raz how are we mate Roo is slowing down , he’s still not that bad needs to play in a different position.
Yeah, he doesn’t have the pace for the striker role. With Mata and Rooney you have 2 slow ones though. Not good for penetrating a defence. Glad Ander is doing well, always liked him. Also good Depay is out of the picture, dude has potential but currently I just see a walking piece of ego. Useless. I figured LvG would be capable to hold him down, obviously not the case.
Nugent goal would be funny. 😉
How are you doing by the way?
I’m good Raz not doing as well as I would like. Yes I thk Depay looks like he can be a player but needs stop believing he has it all already.
He’s shown nothing in England. His ego is so big that I really don’t care.
What you mean with not doing as good as you would like?
Martial does look class by the way. Wish he would be lone striker.
Raz we Should be in top 30k by now I know some of the chips are making matters worse.
I’ m not happy with some of my players & keep getting injuries so I can’t put things right.
How your team going. ?
Owwww lol, you’re talking about your team. Figured real life. Just outside of the top 100k. Was in last GW but had a terrible weekend. Costa injury really doesn’t help my cause. Was gonna replace Martial but now it will be Costa I guess.
Martial just missed a sitter, lol.
Lol @ Carrick penaly. Why let him take one? Seriously, Carrick? Now Young. End of United.
Guys
So many striker options this week. I’m looking to take out Costa and Davies this week.
Any suggestions?
Smithy you could do Costa > Vardy / Bony & maybe get City def.
Not going for Vardy so I’m looking at Bony, Kane and Lukaku?
Bony for me fixtures & better team around him.
Silvers
Are you bringing Bony in for Costa then?
It’s a close call between Lukaku and Bony i think. The former just shades it, for me.
If I bring anyone in for Costa it will be Bony & my finger is on the button. Fixtures are far to good & with Siva back plus he is only keeping Kun’s place warm.
Zomg that was some funny shit. United out.
Sorry Cookie. 😉
Shocking penalties, embarrassing
Don’t apologise Raz – well, I know you weren’t really anyway!!
If a side can’t score against a Championship side in 120mins it really doesn’t deserve to win a penalty shoot-out.
Hi guys.
Quick question: What will be the defense of Manchester City?
Cheers
p.d: Kane (C)
I mean…. for this weekend of course
Looks like Zabaleta will be out so Sagna in for him and then as you were for the rest of it.
Evening all!
How you all keeping? Looking to take a four-point hit and make two transfers this week. Van Dijk for Richards and Costa making way for either Bony or Lukaku. Trouble is, I really can’t make up my mind! Have looked over both fixtures and listened to the Fanfeud Podcast and I still can’t make up my mind! Your thoughts would be much appreciated! Team is below.
Swirly, i guess both are good moves..esp costa to lukaku.he is a bit frustrating we all know, but cant neglect the fixtures either.
Hi Guys,
Attached is my Wild Card draft.
May I proceed with this choice?
Bro … good team … go ahead
ragunath.kulasekaran
I would suggest either one of pelle and mane.. Eriksson.also, wont invest in everton defence except coleman for his attacking returns.evans/moreno might be a better option. Bertrand to van dick( or whatever his name is), butland to gomes..ur front eight are all not non- playable and willl give you pain while choosing the front 7. Suggest you to get rid of one of them(sterling may be) sovthat youbhave funds to upgrade one of your forwarda to aguero when he’s fit..cheers
Seems to be missing a certain “must have” Arsenal mid – brave choice.