Captain’s Picks Fantasy Football Gameweek 6 – Fantasy Premier League 2014/15
We’ve all been there. “If only there were two of me.” Your multiple selves could alternate going to work or if you’re workaholics get a job each and rake in twice the pay. You could step out onto the tennis court and practice both your serve and return in the same exchange. Heck, you could even become the next Proclaimers. With so many benefits, is it any wonder Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection?
Last week two FPL bosses, we’ll call them Joe and Joel to avoid confusion, were locked in a Banterbury H2H battle. Joe was riding a wave of euphoria after bagging Jamie Vardy’s 21 points. He’d surged up the global rankings and life was good. Sipping on a caramel macchiato he then smugly checked his duel with Joel and was jolted back into his chair in a fit of contorted agony, his face burning with searing hot coffee. His nemesis had Vardy too, but the news was much worse than that…
He’d captained him.
So, what’s even better than a high scoring FPL player? One that’s doubled. As Tina said. ‘It takes two baby’.
Of course, that never happened. No-one in their right mind would’ve captained Jamie Vardy, but it’s the moral that’s important. Here are my top 5 in order for GW6.
1) Diego Costa (Aston Villa, h)
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[/three_fourth]Even with Torres, Chelsea still proved to be a dangerous team but so often the Spaniard’s benignity up front shifted the onus onto those behind him to kill teams off. Whereas before the Blues were akin to a daddy long legs unable to administer its venom, with the arrival of Costa this beast now boasts huge pointy fangs, brandishing an Uzi, atop a trundling Sherman; Fabregas dutifully in tow feeding it ammunition at will. That’s not an insect I want to find in my house.
Although a starkly obvious leading contender for the armband this week, no FPL gaffer worth his salt takes even the most tempting decisions without due consideration. So here’s some further ‘persuasion’. Despite his hamstring problems, he’s started every league game this season. Mourinho interestingly revealed that the striker needs a week’s recuperation between matches. So, alarmingly, if Costa starts a midweek Champions League game it’s likely he’ll be benched for the weekend or vice versa. Thankfully thus far, he’s been prioritised for Premier League fixtures.
Villa won’t be labelled the pushovers they’d have otherwise been a month ago, but anyone going to Stamford Bridge will do well to come away with their reputation intact. If the visitors can replicate their Anfield achievements, we may have to start taking their defence a lot more seriously. If they capitulate like they did against Arsenal, however, then hold on tightly to a loved one. After a brief blip at Man City, the safe bet is for Costa’s normal service to resume.
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2) Angel Di Maria (West Ham, h)
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[/three_fourth]Like the Parthenon sculptures, Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel ceiling and Stanley Kubrick’s “2001”, Di Maria has already shown everyone a timeless brand of football that is as beautiful to marvel at, as it is effective in its execution. FPL managers aren’t so interested in aesthetics, so long as their stats stack up. Well check these bad boys out. *opens coat*
He’s scored 28 FPL points in his 3 games, which despite only joining the party in GW3 puts him in the top 15 overall. In each of the last two games he’s notched up both a goal and an assist. In the game at the Leicester City he took on opponents 7 times, had 3 shots and created 3 good chances.
We all (apart from LvG) know about Man Utd’s defensive deficiencies, but West Ham have yet to keep a clean sheet this season, suggesting that these two teams should provide another Premier League goal-fest. If that proves to be the case, you just know the talented Argentinian will be at the heart of it.
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3) Graziano Pelle (QPR, h)
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[/three_fourth]Now it’s finally dawned on punters that he’s not a 73 year-old Nicky Butt loving Brazilian with erectile dysfunction, Pelle [pel?l?] is starting to win plaudits of his own. At 6″4′ he’s built like an old-fashioned centre forward and useful to have around if you need someone to swipe down the cobwebs in the corners of your room (or even for a daddy long legs that needs ushering out). He’s taken a few games to warm up, but it appears he’s well into his stride.
In Saturday’s narrow victory at the Liberty Stadium, and ably assisted by the similarly improving Tadic, he managed to pepper the goal 6 times. He received the ball 35 times during the game but only shared it with his teammates 13 times. The denouement? He’s clearly a selfish git. Perfect FPL fodder. Hosting Redknapp’s flailing QPR side, who have the worst goal difference in the top flight, one would expect the Saints to encourage Pelle to carry on firing at will.
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4) Sergio Aguero (Hull, a)
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[/three_fourth]This is the part where the reader is fobbed off with ‘there’s nothing about Aguero you don’t already know’. But rather than short-change you with such platitudes, I shall endeavour to sate you with three things you maybe didn’t know. He’s Maradona’s son-in-law; he supports Liverpool; and he relaxes at night by submerging his feet in beef drippings***.
Sergio’s still well below his best, but if he can get through the week without tripping over the cat, or pulling a hamstring doing his laces up, it’s surely just a matter of time before he gets into his groove. A surprising stat is he’s actually played in every league game so far! Pah… nothing wrong with the lad.
Steve Bruce has flipped between formations recently. Whether this is personnel driven or sheer strategic nouse is open to intepretation, but if AFC Hull City Tigers throw caution to the wind at the KC Stadium and play with a conventional back four, this could leave Aguero space to give his FPL suitors a juicy Brucie bonus.
***Nope
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5) Leonardo Ulloa (Crystal Palace, a)
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[/three_fourth]Learning how to pronounce footballers’ names is becoming an increasingly dangerous minefield. Pelle, James, Rojo and now Ujl… Ulj… Ulljo…. Oh for crying out….
[u??oa] has scored in every game this season, bar their visit to Stamford Bridge in GW2. If you like to play 3-5-2, the chances are you have either Naismith or this guy in your squad. Given the Costa-like scoring spree he’s embarked on, he may even become a first choice striker in some managers’ 3-4-3 teams. After all, he’s now the 2nd highest overall scoring FPL player. For teams who don’t have the Chelsea man (I did see some, I swear) Ulloa is a rather enticing captain alternative. This year’s Michu anyone? Behave!
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Thanks for reading Captain’s Picks Fantasy Football Gameweek 6. This article was written by Bryan Munich
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With that team, Liverpool should not need extra time
Take Sterling off Rogers! Concerned he may not play the whole match at the weekend now with this game going into extra time. We all heard Rogers comments about protecting Sterling and not overplaying him. Get him off now. Will he play 90 mins at the weekend if he stays on with this extra time in their match tonight?
Against Everton, Sterling will start or Rodgers will get the boot…
You would hope so right. Whether he will play the whole 90 mins though after 120 today is another thing.
Would be interesting to see if Rodgers rests him at the weekend for CL game or vice versa.
With international games coming up, Rodgers may not want to overplay him, but its anyones guess how he goes about it.
Protecting Sterling but he plays in a freaking Capital One Cup game? The entire match? Is Rodgers crazy?
Baines – Liverpool away
Clyne – QPR home
Pieters – Newcastle home
Taylor – Sunderland away
Chambers – Spurs home
Which 3 do i play?
Chambers, for me, is out of the question. Want to play both home teams against poor opposition. Swansea are solid, Baines scores goals. Currently playing Baines but i’m really unsure, Sunderland aren’t flying at the moment?
Any chance Pieters could lose his place? Muniesa banged 2 in today and can play as a left back…
I’m playing Chambers. Bwahahaha.
Alongside? Arsenal defence hasn’t filled me with hope this year…so that’ll come back to bite me on the arse
Anyway, if that was my team I’d start CLyne, Pieters and the third one hmmmmmm… Sunderland aren’t doing so poorly. I don’t see Everton keeping a CS however I do see Baines getting an assist/penalty goal. It’s up to you. 😉
I’ve got my defence right once this season…once!! i can guarantee a cleansheet or random goal left on the bench this week, i shouldn’t care so much about getting it right 😉
Still regret benching Pieters versus City. Hahaha.
And Clyne vs Pool, Guzan vs Pool, Green vs Sunderland, Clyne vs Swansea etc…
Its a nice list 😉
Clyne and Pieters
NIN,
What about the 3rd option…im fairly settled on Clyne and Pieters (could be dropped anyway), but do I play for a cleansheet (Naylor) or for goals/assists (Baines)?
Definitely Baines. Play him every week, no matter the opposition.
Play him every week = red card in the merseyside derby 😉
Pieters vs Taylor it might have to be, home fixture vs form. Have a few more days to decide, will probably be back on Friday with the same question
Mr Bean – I would play Baines, Clyne, and probably Taylor. You bought Baines for a reason other than his clean sheet potential, so he should be played every week. He takes penalties and free kicks for crying out loud!! That last one is up in the air though, Pieters or Taylor. Stoke aren’t doing too well in the defense department and Newcastle have problems as usual. I would still lean towards Taylor though.
Geeez, Liverpool and Rodgers should be ashamed. I just know letting go of Suarez was the dumbest move ever. Anyway, Pool pulled off a ”Spurs” this season. Like buying billions of ”so so” players. Shit, I bet Ronald Koeman and Southampton are laughing their asses off. Koeman beat Arsenal (Chambers) and he’s ranked 2nd in the EPL where Liverpool is ranked 11th or smt (Lambert, Lallana, Lovren).
I hoped Soton would do well with Pelle and Tadic but this is awesome, especially if you look at their set of fixtures.
As for the battle between the Dutch coaches: Koeman vs van Gaal… Koeman is 4-1 up, bwahahar. The two can’t stand each other, think they used to work together but Ajax there was a huge clash between the iirc. They’re not even on speaking terms anymore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DExFJHo1YN4
SUSOOOOOOOOOOO SCORED. Against all odds Pool is beating Bingham city.
Or wait, they’re playing borough through the middle.
I hate when modern assholes ruin old classic songs :whatever:
You hate it, yet you’re wanking to it? In what world does this make sense?
“Wanker”, Raz, not “wanking”.
Josh – The CS will come eventually, and I will have them when that boat sets sail
Pieters vs Taylor is interesting, will be a tough choice come Friday night.
Evening,
I see Costa is just edging the captains poll
Bryan will be in his bed but being the ol’ big ‘ed that he is I bet he trawls for compliments. So let’s test that out –
This is an excellent article mate. Very well written and funny too. I mean this by the way but I bet you find this comment in amongst the rest of tonight’s comments. Say ‘Hi’ if you do :thumbup:
That I trawl through comments looking for compliments is an outlandish accusation GP. That being said, can you put your comment on page 1 next time? Cheers.
Oh, and ‘Hi’!!!
Bry
Knew I’d getcha.
Pen
Shocking from Liverpool. 2:2
Thanks Bryan, I love your humour mate, and your similes!!