Fantasy Football Captain Picks Gameweek 1
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Back to the matter at hand and this week we have Rosco, Swirly and Mito stepping up to the plate to deliver their justifications for the all important armband, and so over to them…
Rosco – Mohamed Salah v Norwich City (A)
Hopefully, it’ll be three times a charm as I head into the 2021/22 season with the armband on Mo Salah for the third year running. I’m feeling pretty confident, hell, I even found a picture of Salah holding up three fingers – clearly a sign!
Whoever ‘arranges’ the Premier League fixtures must have a soft spot for the Reds. It was newly-promoted Norwich in 19/20, newly-promoted Leeds in 20/21, and it’s back to newly-promoted Norwich in 21/22.
Jürgen Klopp’s side won each of their last two season openers; 4-1 in 19/20 with Salah grabbing a goal; and last season the defending champions opened with a highly entertaining 4-3 win over Leeds where Salah grabbed a hat-trick and a whopping 40 points for those of us who give him the armband (*smug*). Now that’s the kind of Gameweek 1 we’ll all be hoping for again this time.
Norwich kept 18 clean sheets in the Championship last season, the 4th highest (Watford as a comparison kept 23). But rarely (read never) does Championship defensive form translate to the Premier League. There are other players with good opening fixtures, you could even go with one of Salah’s teammates if you dare to be different, but you have all season to mess up your FPL campaign, just play it safe from the off.
Mito – Riyad Mahrez v Tottenham Hotspur (A)
I know what you are thinking, heck I am thinking the same. Why even bother, everyone who is sane is on Salah or Bruno? You might even ask ‘so why are you writing a piece on Mahrez then’? Well, because we are not all sane, some have a screw loose (looking at you Cookie) and those are the valiant few who I will be speaking to.
(please read with a scowl on your face)
You fpl cowards can stop reading this now, as we all know that the conservative in you won’t allow you to captain a daring pick. So continue burying yourself in your stats and captaining who the computers tell you, we all know you are the type that goes to bed early. You probably have breakfast at the same exact time and eat the same meal at the same restaurant every time you go out because you don’t ever want to risk trying something new. So go on, go to the comfort of your boring captain pick, a process that you will surely repeat for 38 gameweeks, we don’t want you reading this Mahrez piece. You conservative managers disgust me! Managers that give Mahrez the armband this week ride motorcycles with no helmet and drink expired milk. They don’t run from danger they run towards it!!
(you can remove scowl now)
If you are still here and were not run off already let me actually state some slight reasoning for Mahrez, not that anyone captaining him needs a reason. Anyway, our problem with City is rotation, not if their players will deliver. When we are sure their players will be in the XI, we never worry if they will get us points. Rotation is a long term problem with having a City player not a captaining problem for the short term. We all know Riyad is going to start GW1, so if you have him this feels like a good moment to captain him before Pep forces you to sell him. Mahrez will be on pens also, he will have some set pieces and he plays on the better attacking side, for the purpose of being slightly swayed please disregard the Charity Shield. You could also be scared off by their fixture against Spurs… hahaha, surely not.
If you own Mahrez don’t just make him your Vice Captain give him the Captaincy. I always say that people usually make the vice captain the person they really want to captain that week. Look at your team now and if you have Riyad on your team and he is your VC, you know what you must do. Luckily for me, I put my VC on Salah and my C on Mahrez, so I think I will just go and change that now. Ciao.
Swirly – Bruno Fernandes v Leeds United (H)
I’m fresh back from a very short break in Cornwall. While I was there, I popped into the lovely fishing village of Mevagissey. If you’ve not been to that neck of the woods, go. While I was there, I noticed a fantastic Portuguese restaurant that we loved last year had since shut down or moved to pastures new. There was that feeling of disappointment there wasn’t that bit of Portuguese in our lives, thinking back to the happy memories. It’s obviously a sign! Now imagine that feeling for a player from the same country, as opposed to a big burly chef who went out on the boat at 4am each day.
Bruno not being in your team – with 45.2 per cent ownership at the time of writing – just isn’t worth thinking about, but as captain choice? Especially as many will favour Salah? Well, the warning signs are there, with his goal in the 4-0 win over Everton. That was a match where he played just 60 minutes, having had an unconventional pre-season thanks to involvement in Euro 2020 – though that has meant a good bit of rest as Portugal were knocked out relatively early on. Fast forward to the Leeds United match – which will be played in front of thousands of fans – and the 26-year-old has said he’s feeling ready, “feeling fresh and ready to start the season”.
There’s also the fact he’s scored twice and set up another in the duo of matches against the Yorkshiremen last campaign – a time that Ole Gunnar Solskjær admits to overplaying the Number 18. Both the player and United will want to hit the ground running to try and keep their noisy neighbours in check. Especially now they have a certain Mr Grealish (*sobs*).
The confessional…
This is where we ask our entire writing team to tell us who they think they will pick this week…. There are more caveats and get out clauses than a Lionel Messi contract* but this is their initial gut feeling based upon who they actually own.
*Oooohhh topical again!
DMC — Mohamed Salah
Jamesimmo — Mohamed Salah
Swirly — Mohamed Salah
Matt — Mohamed Salah
Loud Atlas — Mohamed Salah
Smash — Mohamed Salah
The Gallant Pioneer — Romelu Lukaku
Rosco — Mohamed Salah
Floydeth — Mohamed Salah
Init — Mo Salah
Mito — Mohamed Salah
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Hi all, hope you’re having a good summer. Excited for the season to start. Nice to read a captain’s article and be spoiled for choice. I have Mahrez and Bruno and Salah as my three in a 4-3-3 currently so will likely flip to and fro until deadline…
Currently thinking of a 3-5-2, first time for me
will everton be a more ‘defensive’ team under benitez? they do gave good fixtures. chances for clean sheets?
Everton fall into the wait and see category for me.
I have flirted with DCL and Digne but have decided to ignore both for now.
The same for me, have had both on my drafts but decided to wait and see
I see Everton being ‘defensive’ as in losing to the Top 6 by scores of 2-1 rather than 3-0. Maybe I can’t ever turn in my loyalty as a fan, but I do not owe them misguided hope under this coach.
Guy, mail me.
Email I have on file for you no longer works. Just got sent back. What’s a good contact?
The Saints can now host an Adams, an Armstrong and an Adam Armstrong. Now to see if the commentators can keep up with that…
https://www.southamptonfc.com/news/2021-08-10/announcement-adam-armstrong-transfer-southampton-blackburn-rovers
Yes. Lol. Stuart Armstrong plays a 1-2 with Adam Armstrong who neatly passes it to Adams who squares it back to adam Armstrong for a strong finish!
How much you reckon, 6.5?
No clue with Saints, they have Adams at 7.0 which is a tad peculiar if you ask me – could be 6.5-7.5 by that logic, so I’ll make a guess that it’s going to be 7.0
I dare you to poke holes in this lineup, it’s fool proof I tells ya!
Pokes u will Fernandes missing …
I see no Brunings. But Son looks great from the get go.
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Good lord
Couldn’t find him, maybe he’s not in the game yet. There’s a Goode and Long though…
He is the Kane replacement
Mahrez to Gundo and Idah to Toney.
Gone slightly big on midfield
Hmm but only slightly, I saved a bit on KdB and Sterling else it’d be unfairly good
That’s got to be the most demented line-up I’ve seen so far. It’s wonderfully bonkers. You should play it, if only to say you’ve played it.
I shall take that as a compliment my good sir!
It’s bound to happen, I reckon it’s just a another preseason injury and a hint of alcoholic intake away…
Of course. I absolutely love it. Vicariously, of course.
It looks like a side that’s beamed in from a different dimension.
Tinkering…
A- Barnes, Havertz & Pukki
or
B – Mahrez, ESR/Sarr & Toney ?
How about Barnes, Gundogan and Toney.
Hmm hadn’t really thought about Gundo. Feels a bit light with Mo-Bruno-Barnes-Gundo-Brownhill?
Of the two – B, with Sarr
Cheers OD, might just do that.
Even if I don’t really believe it, I’d like to think Brentford survives to see another season epl next year… So, to complete the picture for a bit of on the office betting – who shall be the third relegated team out of Norwich, Watford and [ Burnley, Palace, Newcastle, or Saints ] ?
Southampton… which will return me £101k (if a couple of other things happen too).
Yep. I’m between them and Burnley methinks…
Holy moly, banjo ! Good luck!
Agreed, GL
Thanks people!
I often have a little pre season ‘dream bet’ punt.
It was double the return for Ahadme top scorer over Pompey winning the league, and he looks awesome, so went with that.
And then got greedy and pimped it a step further with the World Cup too.
I’ll buy you all a beer if it comes in
Outrageous, and yet so eminently possible, banjomaker…
Keep us updated on the cash out options as they hopefully increase!
I’m going for Burnley. The only thing going for them is their defence and they were teetering on the edge of relegation last season.
Yep – and not any meaningful transfer activity so far I believe
Yeah but they’ve got the Pontifex maximus. Nobody f*cks with God, OddDane.
Burnley will not be relegated.
Oh dear me, I seem to have angered the spirits of holy Lancashire… I shall endeavor to Taylor Mee language and Jack a Cork in my foul mood before they Nick the Pope to chase me down the sacred Goodridge with their holy Westwood stake held Long above his head ready to strike with deadly force…