Fantasy Football Captain Picks Gameweek 34
Welcome to Football Captain Picks Gameweek 34. I don’t know about you, but for me, FPL frequently gets in the way of life. I spend an inordinate amount of time on my own and other people’s teams, I question my own decisions and doubt my own reasoning time after time. My moods are often dictated by those decisions, good or bad, and if I’m honest it’s perhaps not the healthiest way to conduct one’s day-to-day life. It is what it is.
This weekend however the tables were turned; life got in the way of FPL. An overthought GW33 FH team that resulted in a not disastrous 93pts was marred by the draft I almost went with scoring high triple figures. Such is life. So, I was determined to keep things simple in GW34; Anderson and TAA to Mane and an as yet unidentified defender for a -4.
On Friday I was invited to a celebratory work ‘lunch’ that also entailed drinks, a lot of them, all afternoon. Such events used to be commonplace in the creative industry, these days however they are a rarity, so I embraced it with vigour.
The hours went by at breakneck pace and I suddenly realised the game-week deadline was looming and I’d yet to make my moves. In my slightly inebriated state, I was incapable of choosing a defender to facilitate my Mane move, in the end, it was all too much for my alcohol-addled mind to process. I swiftly made the decision to instead simply switch Anderson to a Leicester mid, choosing Tielemans over Maddison just to be ‘different’. It could have blown up in my face, as it was I ended up 14pts better off – Life 1 FPL 0. Maybe that should be the other way round? Who knows, but I’m sure there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
Saturday morning I woke to the realization that I was finally into the top 100k (small cheer), my joy was tinged with sadness however when I realised I’d forgotten to activate my WC and had missed a few price rises and falls, bugger. I logged into my FPL team and to my surprise, I was greeted by an ‘active’ WC. Not only that, I’d brought in all the relevant ‘risers’ and ditched all the fodder who had dropped in price. I had no recollection of doing this which made it all the more impressive.
I ended Saturday with a decent 49 points but I couldn’t help casting an envious glance at those with (C) on Vardy who was showing as (VC) in my own team, I’m never satisfied. Sunday was all above avoidance with no representation in the Everton v Arsenal fixture, on then to Monday night football and my Captain Eden Hazard.
I’ve often cited my enjoyment of FPL as means to enhance my enjoyment of football (specifically the EPL), rarely has that been the case this season. Sitting down to watch Chelsea v West Ham my hope was for something, anything from my Captain Hazard. I celebrated his magnificent first goal with an enthusiastic fist pump (let’s not get too carried away). As the match drew to a close I was happy with my lot, 22pts for my captain and whilst not on par with Vardy it would do. Then it happened, the ball was played through to Hazard, he’ll miss I thought, he did not. I’m not ashamed to say I celebrated the goal like a Chelsea fan (shudder). For the first time this season, FPL really was enhancing my enjoyment of football, and boy did it feel good. I ended the GW on 83pts, it felt like more. I almost halved my rank moving up to 58k and maybe just maybe I’ll have a decent season after all.
So here I am, on a WC and pitching myself to take over Cookie’s Diary articles next season (Ed: you’ve got the job!), waffling on in a Captain’s article I had no idea I was supposed to be writing* when I should be telling you all who to captain. So here we go.
*This is not strictly true as I was informed on Friday evening, but yeah, I don’t really remember that.
Jamie Vardy – Newcastle (H)
For those of us on a WC, the omission of Jamie Vardy could be a regrettable if not understandable decision. The man who likes to party heads into a Friday night fixture against my lot on the back of a 16 point haul away to Huddersfield that rewarded many who had handed him the armband in GW33. Vardy’s brace (he also grabbed an assist) means its 8 goals in his last 8 games; time to re-think that Wildcard? Whilst Newcastle’s defence is infinitely superior to Huddersfield’s (isn’t everyone’s) it wouldn’t be altogether surprising if it were time for another Vardy party this coming weekend.
Harry Kane (Heung-Min Son)- Huddersfield (H)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 09: Harry Kane of Tottenham Hotspur leaves the field through injury during the UEFA Champions League Quarter Final first leg match. (Photo by Chris Brunskill/Fantasista/Getty Images)
With 4 home games in
Sergio Aguero / Raheem Sterling / Kevin De Bruyne – Crystal Palace (A)
It wouldn’t be a captain’s article without some Cityzen representation. With the rise of Jesus just in time for Easter (I know, I know) threatening Kun’s pitch time my focus switches to the midfield pairing of Sterling and De Bruyne. Sterling is the obvious pick, he’s had his rest so looks sure to start (famous last words) and as the player with the highest number of double-digit returns (8) he looks the safest bet. Teammate ‘KDB’ is more of an outside bet, however, if you watched his dominant display at home to Cardiff in GW32 then that bet looks all the more assured. Should you have faith that Kun gets the game time though then surely that’s the way to go? Cross your fingers and hope they play though, is my best advice on this one.
A Brighton player anyone? Bournemouth (H), Cardiff (H)
My last pick isn’t so much a player but the somewhat romantic notion that in a double game-week you have to surely captain a player with 2 games. The problem is that this week’s double features Brighton and Cardiff. Brighton have the better fixtures and arguably the better players, but are any of them really worthy of the armband? If Glenn Murray had fewer miles on the clock he’d not be a bad shout, as it is he’s 35 years old and plays like a man 10 years older than that, so the likelihood of him starting both fixtures is questionable. Maybe If Pascal Groß had followed up his debut FPL season with similar form and consistency then he’d be a solid pick, but he hasn’t. Knockaert? Ker-no-thanks. Which leaves us with Shane Duffy. Bournemouth’s recent poor form and Cardiff’s lack of goals on the road (the lowest in the league with just 9) mean that 2 clean sheets are not out of the question. He also of course occasionally pops up with a goal, he’s the top scoring defender in the league (5 goals) and he has 2 assists to boot. It would take a braver manager than me, he’s not the most conventional pick, but hey, you never know right?
That’s your lot folks, I wish you all a great ‘DGW’ blessed with green arrows, a clean bill of health and if you captain a Brighton player I doth my cap to you Sir/Madam.
Thanks for reading Fantasy Football Captain Picks Gameweek 34. This article was written by Rosco.
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Latest WC draft. BB in 35. Hate planning transfers with WC but feel it necessary with BB a week later – have cash to turn Ryan into Foster for GW35 & then Erik to Mane for GW36.
Pros – I like the overall balance & solid coverage throughout the squad.
After much deliberation I like retaining a cheap mid as it keeps the balance of the squad consistent post-BB.
Cons – Trippier / Son rotation concern.
I would appreciate thoughts and constructive criticism! Thanks in advance or as the kids say, ‘TIA’
Sticking with Salah are u cookie
Yes mate
Nice team Cookie, what about Laporte and Lloris instead of Trippier and Ederson?
I like it on the whole.Cookie.You could go Lloris,Laporte over Ederson and Trippier for security of starts.I’m just not sure Salah is worth the 3m extra over Mane at the moment.
Just had a quick look.Trippier has only 2 attacking returns since gw11 !
I can’t really criticise it (you’ll see why later).
Lots of names in there I support and nothing that really upsets me.
Fine work Cooks.
The 1.1 gets Mane for Erik yeah?
The 1.1mln gets Foster for
Ryan next week (0.2mln) & Mane for Erik for 36 (0.9mln)*
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The problem with Laporte & Lloris instead of Ederson & Trippier is I won’t get the defensive benefit of Spurs vs Huddersfield as I’ll play Ryan.
What could possibly go wrong there….
Duffy to Dunk and there’s your buffer.
Thanks for the additional explanation on Laporte and Lloris, I don’t believe I mentioned those 😉
Duffy is non-negotiable, he’s a serious capo contender this week.
And is Hughton’s forward man when Brighton need a goal. Which is quite often!
Just being sensible as you’d have to make a heck of an early transfer that week to avoid not being able to afford him. No chance he doesn’t rise that week with that fixture.
And that’s assuming no other movements in the meantime, and I find it hard to believe that there wouldn’t be. Creeks and paddles spring to mind is all.
I would plonk Lloris in goal and do away with the Trippier rotation angst
I’ve got round no Ryan by doubling on the Brighton defence.
Salah to Sterling then a move back to Salah after 35.
Instead of Højbjerg why not take a leaf out of Dreamers’ book and go for Camarasa?
Man Utd v Barca
Deadline is at 8pm for subs and capo switches.
I have four Barca and zero United.
Messi captain.
Suarez and Alba with Messi capo for me. No Utd exposure!
Haha no love for United!
Pretty much love this! (Sorry cookie)
No surprises from the Camp Nou. Visca el Barca!!!
Ajax v Juve
Ronnie (c) vs Ajax or Messi (c) vs Man U?
Might as well flip a coin!
I have both and went for Messi. Reasoning is Ajax are solid in defence and Ronnie is coming back from injury (he tends to take his time to reach full speed). Now watch him haul …
DMC-Yup, like several weeks recovering it seems…
Instead of 3 BRI defenders what about Ryan, Duffy and Chllwell?
Not sure I am brave enough for 3 from Brighton.
I would not bother with Chilwell with their fixtures now
No, I wouldn’t do that. Duffy + the goalie is enough, or Duffy ‘n’ Dunk maybe if other goalies are catching your eye.
Instead of Chilwell you could get one of the cheap Southampton defenders.
Evening all! It seems the headache for the WC is rife for everyone! How does this look? Vardy to Lacazette in 35 and Lacazette to Firmino in 36. Currently have Duffy and Doucoure but could change to Dunk and Moura if that seems better?
Nothing wrong with Duffy and Doucoure.
Is it me but I don’t seem to be liking any of my wildcard teams now Kane is injured
I feel the same smash really liked my team with Kane.
Just a bit unsure of current draft
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LIV vs CHE it is a big maybe that LIV get a CS….sure you want to go with two of their defenders? What about 1 and Firmino instead of Lorente. Somehow I don’t really trust this guy…but that could be just my feeling. I take it this is WC and BB?
Yeah it is. Yeah not sure I like it.
Just keep Kane with a really good first sub 😉
Done GP
Dalot as RW (OOP)….will he continue in that position? If yes, might be a good double GW punt.