Fantasy Football Pottys Predictions Gameweek 1
Hello and welcome back my Potty Punters, enjoyed your break? Let me guess a makeover maybe, entered parenthood, lost your virginity, adopted a chimpanzee? Well whatever you did you’re home again as you step through the door of Potty’s bookies and into safety.
But it aint a bloody comfort zone as I don’t do cozy just crazy and yes things have changed in my world and you’re all going to benefit beyond your wildest dreams as while I myself was on holiday I had a vision and here it is. Enjoy.
This season my 38 weekly competitions are to be so competitive for you all as I give you the “Potty Predictions League Championship”.
Yes every FF247 member who enters any competition I host will automatically, after the gameweek ends, get a placing in the Potty table irrespective if you have won it that week or blanked.
Every competition will have points up for grabs and here is the breakdown for the Top 3 weekly contestants predictions.
1st – 7 points.
2nd – 4 points.
3rd – 2 points.
Ps. The more time’s one compete’s you are more likely to win the Championship come Gameweek 38, but as you all know nailing predictions is very difficult.
So what can you Win? Well on offer is this.
1 – Potty Championship Trophy engraved for the Champion.
2 – 38 Weekly Winner Prizes – ” 101 Premier League Goals DVD”.
3 – Monthly Best Points CD – “Vindaloo by Fat Les”.
4 – Wooden Spoon Certificate for the loser.
Yes its going to be fun.
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Let’s play – THE NEW BOYS
1 – Select 5 players.
2 – 1 Defender, 2 Midfielders, 2 Forwards.
3 – Highlight one of your picks as a Captain for double points.
4 – Your players must come from just one of the following team’s or mix-n-match, you decide.
5 – The team’s are – BOURNEMOUTH / NORWICH / WATFORD.
Get predicting folks.
My FPL Leagues, if you’d like to join, that carry many twists (more on these in Article 2) are as follows.
Pottys Predictions (H2H) = 137655-41184.
&
You’re All Doomed (Classic) = 137655-41193.
All are welcome.
And finally Pottys Plonker of the Week is still in play, get awarded this 3 times and win a bog roll, now you don’t want this prestige do you?
Hairy Hugs
Potty
Potty! You lad. This season-long table thing is a great idea.
Here’s my GW1 entry:
Francis
Redmond, Ritchie
Deeney, Wilson (c)
Cheers mate.
Never played this before but seems interestingly difficult!
Francis
Ritchie (C) Redmond
Wilson van Wolfswinkel
Hope I’ve done this right Potty.
Rambo
You’ve nailed it
Welcome to Pottys Predictions
Potty
That is really potty… here’s my team:
—-Francis—
Pugh— Capoule
Deeney—– Wolfs Winkle
Bollocks… forgot my captain…
——Francis—–
Pugh—— Capoule (c)
Deeney—– Wolfs Winkle
2nd Plonker of the Day
Its twinkle
Even though he see the light
Potty
Following Init’s deft analysis, and some of Matthew Martyniak’s advice, I’ve come up with:
Please RMT
Courtois/Hennessey
Caulker/Alderweireld/Huth/Francis/Clyne
Fabregas/Milner/Mahrez/Ritchie/Sterling
Kane/Rooney/Benteke
Rooney plus one other forward get me to Aguero, with Vardy and J-Rod being my current 6.0 and 7.0 prospects (on 2 FT-have to be more disciplined than in the past, as it’s gw4). Vardy leaves me with 3 Leicester players, but worse could happen).
And 3 Liverpool players. Well, it’s Darmian or Shaw I’m favouring, but LVG has to pull a trigger on another cd.
Ok… after agonising, stressing, visiting my psychologist and drinking loads of wine, I now (I think) have my final team for GW1. Apart from any injuries this coming weekend. Can’t fathom how to copy and paste from FPL so here it is in basic form…
Pantilimon
Clyne-Richards-Jagielka
Hazard-Ramsey-Cazorla-Mane
Ulloa-Lukaku-Benteke
Subs: Fabianski, Fonte, Jedinak, Lescott
So please rip it apart and tell be better
twinkle – Google “Gyazo”, and download it. There are tutorial video’s on the site about how to use it. It’s a piece of cake to use, saves all this typing out shite :thumbup:
I’ve said all i can about Villa defence recently. Just no.
Everton’s fixtures are woeful (look beyond GW1) so Lukaku and Jag’s need to go.
WBA have it tough too, bye bye Lescott.
Ulloa is a risk, go for it if you think he’ll do the business. I’d go Wilson/Defoe ahead of him for sure.
£10m GK rotation is quite a lot, for me. Maybe drop Fabianski to a £4.5m, or a £4m and roll with Pantilimon as no1 every week.
+1
Thanks NIN
Richards in the Villa defence is a risk I know… 0.5m extra on a quality keeper like Fabianski, I think I’ll keep him. My biggest worry is having Ramsey and Cazorla in the team? And having to juggle when and if Aguero gets fit?
I assumed you had planned for Aguero, given the strength of the midfield. If there’s no plan in action then this might be a redraft situation.