Who are you? Who are you? Fantasy manager profiles Part 12
Here at FF247 towers we’ve often wondered what driving forces hide behind a comment or a rate my team reply, do we really know the mindset and the persona of the people we are conversing with?! To find the answers to these questions we have lured some regulars from out of their caves and got them to endure a simple Q&A session.
Hopefully this will help us to uncover whether each member can be viewed as a ‘fellow sports enthusiast’, ‘colleague’, ‘fantasy friend’, ‘internet troll’ or indeed ‘sociopath’! Let’s take a look inside the minds of our latest two ‘victims’ then and see whether, hiding behind the cute monkey gravatars, lurks a sadistic, megalomaniacal, psychotic keyboard warrior. Or just a normal guy or gal who likes to play fantasy football…
We will add a disclaimer here – we have resolved to not edit what is sent in at all. What you see is what you (we) get. FPL ranks were correct at the time of sending as well so may be much worse by now! Or better…
Next up to the examination table are the swirly and Horse.
the swirly
THE BASICS
Members name:…… theswirly
Real name:…… Nick Sturdy
Occupation:……. Graphic Designer
Age:……….. 29
Country of residence:…… UK
Best finish in The Barclays Premier League Fantasy Football game:…….. 14,613 (last season)
Current position for the season………. 3,231
Planned finish (at the start of the season)for the BPL FF game in 2014/2015:…… Top 10,000
Expected finish for the BPL FF game in 2014/2015:…… Top 10,000
Tell us about yourself in less than 50 words:…… I live and work in Worcester; currently engaged and getting married in November 2015. Support Aston Villa (for my sins) and I’m also a season ticket holder at rugby union side Worcester Warriors. I enjoy travelling, photography and going out for a drink or two.
FAVOURITES
Food:….. Chicken cobbler
Drink:….. Guinness
Band/Type of music:….. I’m in to too many types of music to pick a specific one!
TV Programme:…… Again, too many to count – comedy is my favourite genre though
Films:…… Bourne trilogy
Book/Author:…… Alan Partridge: Let’s Talk About Alan
Joke…………. I’ve decided to sell my Hoover … well, it was just collecting dust
Country visited (and state why!):…… Iceland – stunning scenery. Want to go there again!
Country would most like to visit (and state why!)……… USA
SPORTING FAVOURITES
Sport:…… Football
Sporting Team:……. Aston Villa
Sporting Personality:……. Jamie Redknapp
Sporting moment on TV:…… England winning the Rugby World Cup
Sporting moment witnessed live:……. Barcelona beating Real Sociedad 4-1 at Camp Nou last year
Sporting venue you’d most like to visit:……. Wembley (I’ve still not been there since it was rebuilt!)
Do you have any personal sporting achievements you’d like to boast about………… I got a silver medal in a swimming race when I was seven!
RANDOMS
Your celebrity look-alike is/are……………. I have been likened to Robin Van Persie. Can’t see it myself!
Which 6 celebrities dead or alive would u have at a dinner party:…… Winston Churchill, Jeff Stelling, Chris Kamara, Robert Winston, Professor Iain Stewart, Guy Martin
Which 3 items would u take to a desert island (no humans allowed!):……. Phone/iPod for the music (if you could charge it anywhere, ha), Kindle and…er… a fully stocked bar perhaps?!
If you won £100 000 what would u do with it:……… Decorate house we’re buying, round the world holiday for the two of us, Audi A3
The perfect afternoon would be spent:…….. Hot tub in an alpine resort (after a day of skiing), with football on a big screen and plenty of beers.
My Epitaph would read:…… Always did what he could to keep people happy
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Horse
THE BASICS
Members name: Horse
Real name Harry Vernon
Occupation I run a business tutoring maths and English, which is funny considering my poor spelling
Age: 48
Country of residence: Isle of Wight, England
Best finish in The Barclays Premier League Fantasy Football game: 18k
Current position for the season: 86k
Planned finish (at the start of the season) for the BPL FF game in 2014/2015: Top 10k
Expected finish for the BPL FF game in 2014/2015: I would be disappointed if I don’t make the Top 1%
Tell us about yourself in less than 50 words: Well travelled Pompey fan living on Isle of Wight. Got into sailing this year and race whenever I can. Done loads of trekking and scuba diving. Had season ticket for Pompey for 9 years, been to over 60 grounds.
FAVOURITES
Food: Curry
Drink: Green tea
Band/Type of music: REM Faithless Muse. Two tone/ska music and blues music.
TV Programme: Big fan of The Bridge, Match of the Day
Films: I am into Zhang Yimou at the moment so Hero, The Road Home, Ju Dou. Also like Shawshank Redemption, Tokyo Story, The Usual Suspects and Se7en.
Book/Author: The Alchemist (Pablo Coelho) Amsterdam (Ian McEwan) China Road (Rob Gifford) The Firm (John Grisham)
Joke: An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman were on holiday together in Spain boasting about the pubs back home. The Englishman speaks first. “In London there’s this rather nice pub where you can buy a pint of lager and get a complimentary gin and tonic.”
Taffy pipes up “In the valleys there’s a pub where you can a pint of Brains bitter and you get a shot of Welsh whisky for free.”
Jock was having none of it. “In Glasgow there’s this pub where you can buy a pint of heavy and you get the finest double malt Scottish whisky completely free”
Finally Paddy spoke, “In Dublin, there’s this pub where you buy a pint of Guinness and you get another for free. Then you get another pint of Guinness completely free. Then another pint of Guinness completely free. Then you get a fine Irish double malt whiskey completely free. Then you go outside and you get shagged.”
“That sounds like a cracking pub, Paddy. Have you been there?”
“No, I’ve not been there myself but my sister has.”
(Courtesy of Harry Redknapp)
Country visited (and state why!): I have been to many amazing places in Asia, Europe and Latin America but the Galapagos Islands were simply stunning.
Country would most like to visit (and state why!) I have never been to Africa and would love to travel to Ghana as they are really cool people and I love their music.
SPORTING FAVOURITES
Sport: Football
Sporting Team: Portsmouth
Sporting Personality: Brian Clough.
Sporting moment on TV: Man Utd 0 Pompey 1 FA Cup QF 2008
This was the year we won the FA Cup but for me this was the Cup Final, an unbelievable defensive performance and our first victory at Old Trafford for 50 years.
Sporting moment witnessed live: There has been many but perhaps bizarrely Pompey 1 Arsenal 5 FA Cup QF 2004. In my years of watching football including 8 years in the Premiership this was the most awe inspiring display of football I have been privileged to witness. The Invincibles were simply majestic. As were the Pompey fans and magnanimous too. The noise was absolutely deafening. Each time we conceded a goal we sang twice as loud. ‘Can we play you every week?’ at 5 down was just class.
Sporting venue you’d most like to visit: Maracana.
Do you have any personal sporting achievements you’d like to boast about: I climbed a 6000m mountain in the Bolivian Andes (Huanya Potosi)
RANDOMS
Your celebrity look-alike is/are: Arjen Robbin
Which 6 celebrities dead or alive would u have at a dinner party. Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King, Ghandi and Daisaku Ikeda. Four would be plenty.
Which 3 items would u take to a desert island? (no humans allowed!):
Well, I live on an island already. So a boat, a fishing rod and a decent internet connection.
If you won £100 000 what would u do with it?:
Give up my job and go travelling. Africa beckons.
The perfect afternoon would be spent: Out on the water. Force 4-5. Nice bit of sunshine. Then a pub roast with my girlfriend.
Why are you called Horse?
When I was younger I used to have a Mohican. When my hair wasn’t spiked up it looked like horse’s hair.
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Thanks Bench, loving the synopsis of each CL qualifier!
When’s match day 2 for that comp?
Cheers initt, Match-day 3 & 4 GW 23 &24, then we have break for Help For Heroes Cup Quarter Finals GW25 ????
Cheers Bench not sure how managed but won my tie this GW thanks again for the hard work
Best cheap, 5th midfielder to go for? Lower in price than Boyd preferably..
I think you’ll be lucky to find anything that would find you more than 2 points on a regular basis at that price range.
Best playing options are
Quinn Hull 4.5
Hammond? Lei 4.4
Sanchez AV 4.4
Cattermole Sun 4.4
Lucas Liv 4.3
With that sort of budget I’d be tempted to just pick up a 4.2 valued player and invest the .2 or .3 saved elsewhere in the squad.
May stretch to Boyd then 😉
Jones and Marney are heaper routes into the Burnley midfield but you’d never want to play them.
Darren Fletcher (4.5) could be worth a punt if he moves anywhere.
A mid worth having who’s cheaper than 4.7? That’s a tall order. To be honest, my answer would be “nobody”. If you find that you can’t afford Boyd (or another 4.7 mid), then I think you need to look at downgrading elsewhere in your team. You could buy someone like David Jones, who gets 2 pts every game, but what’s the point? You only have to spend 3.9 to get a defender who will bring in the same, along with the occasional clean sheet. If you get your budget up to 5.5 then there are some much better options at mid, for eg Puncheon or Elia.
Expensive to warm the bench thogh! May have a reshuffle..
Marney of Burnley is 4.4m but as Andy says he is just a steady 2 pointer.
AT – Marney is nailed on and is 4.4m. I couldn’t afford Boyd when i was on my WC so i went with Marney. Decent shout, which is about all that can be expected from such cheap fillers.
I’ll post my situation below
Thanks all, very much appreciated!
Hey guys, I’ve been playing around with my front 8 trying to work some differentials in, as well as bringing in Costa. Which of these do you like better? I have 2FT so I could make these moves with no hits over the next 2 GWs. My team is linked if you want to see the current state of affairs.
Puncheon Sanchez Hazard Cazorla Boyd
Aguero Costa Kane
or
JWP Sanchez Hazard Silva Boyd
Aguero Costa Giroud
I kinda like team 2 because it gives me 2 City attackers and Giroud up top instead of Kane. But I’m concerned about JWPs minutes and points vs Puncheon. Any opinions one way or the other?
Maybe I’m the wrong person to give you an answer because I rate JWP massively but 7 assists in the 8 games where he has played over 60 minutes (ok 9 including the 59 minute one ;)) is impressive. His game time is fairly consistent and strong, Koeman was hardly going to play him 90 straight after his long spell on the sidelines.
I’ll agree with the second option looking better Red, I’ve been big on Giroud and I think he’ll return good value for money on his points returns down the stretch down the stretch.
Would it be possible to turn Silva into Di Maria with that though Red, maybe you can get away without double City coverage whilst Yaya’s away ath the ACON, Man Utd’s next 2 home fixtures look good for some goals with Leicester and Burnley both goig to Old Trafford.
JWP, Di Maria, Pelle
Thank you AT, Andy, and EBC. After the Chelsea match City have some decent looking fixtures, so I think I’d like to hang onto Silva for a bit. I appreciate your thoughts and will keep looking at things over the break. Cheers fellas.
Does anybody know why Cameron was sidelined this weekend?
Will he continue his starting role from next GW?
Okay this is the WC team situation, would greatly appreciate some comments…
Problems at the back:
Bellerin is a rotation risk although willing to take it. However, if he weren’t to start, Baird and (now) Cameron may also be rotated…seems wrong/risky/stupid to set a WC team up plagued with rotation issues. Want to keep Terry with the fixtures he has after City.
In the middle..£1m is the problem!
No problems up top!
At how about Terry to Cahill,Boyd to Marney and Heaton to Mannone ?? Should just sort that 1m out for you if my calculations are right ?
Cheers Brooky, think that is making too many downgrades? Don’t want a bench of worthless rubbish!
Well you are going to have to sacrifice somewhere.Maybe Haz to Fab or Di maria to Erikson
I’ve just seen all of my defenders are at Di Maria to bag a second half hat trick home :O
Terry to Hutton for his easy fixtures after next two could be wise…
I’d stay away from Villa they seem to be on a downward spiral and have some though fixtures.Also is Cameron nailed on ?
Tough not though !! Lol fecking keyboard on tablet switched to predictive text for some reason !!
Hmmm forget that my calculations aren’t right,you could also switch Bertrand to Fonte.Kinda means altering half your team to squeeze that 1m out though !!
Lol!
The ‘Di Maria… Hat trick’ was not supposed to be there ????
I don’t particularly like Cameron or Bellerin but aside from that…
Courtois, Van Aanholt & Krul in for Pants, Terry & Heaton would solve your £1m issue.
Robbie Brady could be worth a punt for your cheaper than Boyd 5th mid.
hi all
that was an gameweek to forget. only 27 point on wc team so not happy at all.
anyway, what should i do this gameweeek.
should i hold my free trade or get rid of someone but don’t know who.
thankyou very much in advance
anyone
NO
Squad looks good to me, maybe the double attacking Spurs coverage could be a problem seen as they are quite unpredictable. Maybe take a short term punt on Puncheon for Chadli maybe.
Good luck
thanks Bongo, i was think may to get downing for chadli then may down grade sliva to Eriksen
Yeah, you can’t doubt Downings returns when he plays in the hole for sure, problem being there fixtures aren’t great. Erikson is class but leaves you doubled up again
very true, who should i get for double up
sorry, meant who should i get for the double up then. get downing and get rid of silva for someone
Sorry stewy, I didn’t mean double as in make two transfers, I was referring to having two Spurs attacking players if you were to bring in Erikson. If I were you because you have double Spurs and double city coverage away against two tight defences. I would look to replace either Chadli for Puncheon or Silva for maybe Di Maria. Either way I would sit tight to see what unfolds with potential new signings or even any injurys that may accur.
Okay, a short little look won’t hurt anyone.
Think you’ve been unlucky. You let go of Costa and that’s your main problem. Don’t see anything wrong with this team. I’m gonna do Silva to Di Maria but then again that’s a risk.
thanks raz for that
Most wildcard teams from the past week completely failed. It’s a bit like when I had to use mine I think early November. I got rid of Austin on my WC team because he had a suspension (while I had him for ages), the week after the suspension dude scores a hatty. Really annoying. Shit happens though.
when i wc near the same time you did i didn’t push my luck and did really well for seven gameweeks. but this wc i think i push my luck to hard and got caught