Fantasy Premier League Captain Picks Gameweek 22
Welcome to Fantasy Premier League Captain Picks Gameweek 22. 2017 is already shaping up to be the year of the incredible sulk. While Diego Costa has one eye on a slow boat to China, Dmitri Payet would seem content just to leave E13. Or E20. Or wherever the heck it is that the Hammers call home now. Even Alexis Sanchez threw a strop when his manager had the audacity to relieve him of duty 4-0 up at the Welsh branch of Managers-R-Us.
So which players should you trust with your captaincy, and which should you cast aside, risking mutiny? That’s clearly none of my business. But here are 5 players worth considering:
5. PHILIPPE COUTINHO (home vs Swansea)
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[/three_fifth]A swan’s grace as it glides along the water is said to belie the unseen frenzied activity of its paddling feet, which cannot be said for their Premier League incarnation. The Reds’ next opponents have been frantic and haphazard from every angle; Swansea are currently splashing about with all the grace of ‘Debbie Does Dallas’.
Prior to Sunday’s clash of the North-West giants, Coutinho had failed to accrue a single point in 7 games. However he had also failed to register a single minute of game-time, giving him an average score of 0 ÷ 0 which… broke my calculator, proving that even when he doesn’t play, the Brazilian’s stats are untouchable. 30 minutes at Old Trafford and a likely FA Cup run-out against Plymouth should see Klopp’s talisman return to the FPL fold in earnest this weekend. Liverpool have been prolific scorers this season, but their scattered distribution of goals has always made the likes of Lallana, Firmino and Mane gambles for the armband. Liverpool’s no. 10 was flying before his injury and will surely offer captaincy-worthy returns as he closes in on his best ever season at Anfield.
4. ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC (away vs Stoke City)
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[/three_fifth]Maybe we got Zlatan wrong. Arriving on British shores with a reputation for arrogance, the Swede has demonstrated an unselfish appreciation for those around him. While Romelu Lukaku left viewers feeling awkward with the kind of statuesque Cantona celebration best left only to Cantona, Ibra used his goal to whip Old Trafford into a frenzy. In stark contrast to certain other players right now, Man Utd’s 35 year old’s professionalism has shone through playing (November’s Arsenal game excepted) every minute of every game.
9th placed Stoke will welcome United in good fettle following encouraging victories over Sunderland and Watford, though they struggle against decent teams. Winter match-ups against Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal all ended in convincing defeats, despite promising patches of play. Mark Hughes will be keen to turn up and spoil United’s momentum, but even if they do you’d fancy the man-bunned meister to make a mark. Mourinho’s Red Devil revival has been in no small part to his striker’s 10 goals in 10 games, which interestingly makes a goal-per-game average of…. ummm… well if Coutinho hadn’t broken my calculator I’d be able to work that out.
3. EDEN HAZARD (home vs Hull City)
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[/three_fifth]Fighting off serious competition from the hipster’s choice, Marcos Alonso, Eden Hazard presents us with a more familiar captaincy route into Chelsea’s David and Goliath encounter with Hull. Uncertainty over top-scorer Costa’s availability remains, but his teammates have won 3-0 in both of his recent absences with Hazard garnering 16 points. Diego must be wondering what he has to do get some attention.
Hazard’s recent returns have been solid if unspectacular. However an advanced role against the Tigers could reignite the fire we saw from him in the autumn. Hull have shown admirable resilience at home, but haven’t had much joy away from the KC since gameweek 2 at Swansea. Marco Silva’s men won’t roll over at Stamford Bridge, but without a clean sheet in 10 games even the most optimistic among the amber and black ranks must fear being put to the sword by the Belgian this Sunday.
2. HARRY KANE (away vs Manchester City)
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[/three_fifth]Having destroyed Tony Pulis’ back-four with a triple whammy, it must be with some zeal that Kane now switches focus to a rearguard that’s more permeable than a phospholipid bilayer cell membrane [citation needed]. In his search for beautiful football, Pep Guardiola has created a Frankenstein defence. Altruistic, yet hideous. The idea that John Stones offered a cheap way into a great team now seems a distant horror, like a Glastonbury Festival veteran’s sober epiphany that last summer’s stellar sexual conquest was in fact a farm animal.
An exceptional 6 goals in 4 games have been no statistical anomaly with Kane hitting the target more times (11) than anyone else over the same period. Just don’t talk about ‘that’ penalty. It feels strange to see an away fixture at Man City as a captaining opportunity, but this owes as much to Spurs’ recent explosion of form as it does their opponent’s ineptitude at the back. Dele, Christian and Harry will be queuing up for a pop at Pep.
1. ALEXIS SANCHEZ (home vs Burnley)
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[/three_fifth]I don’t know about you, but when I get told I can leave work early I’m out of the door before the end of their sentence. Not our Alexis. No, he wants to stay behind and help clean the changing rooms, wash the kit and probably drive the team coach. Providing Sanchez’s tantrum wasn’t a ruse to orchestrate a January exit from the Emirates, this attitude should continue to stand him in good stead against a Burnley side that are the epitome of hard work. Sean Dyche must be brimming with pride at the Clarets’ achievements which have seen them soar giddily into the upper hemisphere of the Premier League. Though while imperious at home, they’ve shockingly taken only a single point from a possible 27 on their travels, conceding 20 goals.
Arsenal’s Chilean superstar at times seems peerless and sits atop the FPL standings with daylight between him and the chasing pack. Sanchez shows no sign of slowing down, averaging 8.75 points across the last 8 games, making it hard to overlook him for the armband. If you do, he might sulk.
Bryan
It’s alright but nothing more.
Kid. Brilliance mate. :kissheart:
Says the man who has to follow it with Tips! #goodluck
I’ve thrown any old muck together!
#nochance
I’m sure you haven’t! Can we have it?!
What’s it worth?
Don’t answer that
Funny read that much enjoyed.
Should i start. Carroll or stanislas ?
Unsure what to do with my team this week.
Toughie that! On the face of it my immediate reaction would be to play Carroll. Looking at the team stats though there’s more goals in the other game in theory. ‘Boro are tight at home – 10 conceded only. West Ham are average away – 14 scored. Bournemouth are good at home with 17 scored and Watford are leaky away with 19 against. Stan is probably on pens now too. Stats say Stan. Heart still says Andy!
I’d go for Stanislas just because West Ham have got Boro, I fancy a low scoring game when Boro are involved these days and Watfrord look terrible at the minute.
That’s where I was going and makes sense, just feels odd saying it!
I have attached my current team for GW 22 and predicted Wild Card Team.
Should I Wildcard this week or worth waiting? just worried once price rises I can’t set my predicted Team in following game week but my instincts says my wild card team can produce good return of points for at least another 5 weeks if everything went well , especially Kane and Lukaku don’t disappoint me.
My main target is to have Zlatan, Kane and Lukaku and for this I am sacrificing Alli, Hazard, Costa and giroud but have coverage for all these teams with cheaper player with game time worries.
For example Iwobi, eventhough he is game time concern but he is doing well recently in final third, final pass and etc.
Feel free to comment.
Also in my ML none own Kane, Iwobi , Willian and alonso ..
Will you play 5-3-2?
That defence costs way too much
With Alonso Baines and Walker already there you will hardly need the services of Gareth and Jones
Downgrade them to Chambers and Love
Monitor Giroud s condition, if fit Lukaku to Giroud and Iwobi to Mirallas
Plus I would rather have Pedro over Willian
Top down:
Heaton is approaching place-and-forget status now, if not already there. If you have him, chances are you won’t be playing Grant, especially with Stoke’s mixed bag of fixtures. You can drop him to Jakupovic and save half a million.
Gareth and Phil could be downgraded to save another 1.5. So, total savings 2 mil so far, approx.
If you do take Giroud for Lukaku, you could save another 0.8. So, 2.8 mil so far.
Willian to Pedro saves 0.2, giving you 3 mil in hand.
Use that money to upgrade Iwobi to any form midfielder of your choice, maybe Eriksen/Alli.
This would be a much better midfield, without any significant compromises elsewhere.
This is an excellent article Bryan, seriously one of the best captains article I have read in recent times!
Btw thinking of Forster to Randolph and Giroud to Kane? Have exact amount and Kane maybe will rise in 2 days? Go with it or not? Spurs cover seems essential atm. Or could just go with Giroud to Lukaku? Any other suggestions?
Sounds reasonable. If the other keeper is Jaku, I’d like to keep Forster as the more reliable option. However, Saints aren’t guaranteed CS anymore, and Spurs cover is indeed essential. Randolph isn’t a bad replacement on balance. Poor man’s Heaton, maybe :smiling: :winktongue:
Yeah and Jacku is back playing too so that’s a bonus 😛
Overwhelmed by the feedback guys! Thank you ? My iPhone Internet is as slow as heck right now so sorry I c?o?u?l?d?n?t? ?b?e? ?b?o?t?h?e?r?e?d? wasn’t able to reply to everyone.
Big shout out to those who have emailed in, pointing out that phospholipid bilayer cell membranes are in fact only semi-permeable.
Smashing article Bry, laughing my head off here.
Another article I saw this morning about goalkeeper save points across the league might interest some of you! (https://www.theguardian.com/football/who-scored-blog/2017/jan/17/claudio-bravo-worst-goalkeeper-premier-league-manchester-city)
Anyone who’s about and wants to comment on my team I’d be grateful. If Costa and Giroud look set to make it this week I might just sit tight and hold the transfer?
Hey Pippin, yes defo save the transfer if Costa & Giroud are declared fit.
I would start Williams over Cholevas
Thanks Nish and Cookie!