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MLS 2014 An Introduction to Major League Soccerball

MLS 2014 An Introduction to Major League Soccerball

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Welcome to the world of MLS and more importantly a massive warm welcome to our latest writer, or as we refer to him now ‘our resident MLS expert’ Bryan Munich. Most of you will be familiar with Bryan from the site already but will perhaps not be aware of his MLS credentials. Bryan finished an incredible 39th in the world in MLS last season despite being a humble Sheffield Wednesday supporting Yorkshireman and actually residing in Japan for the last four years! He actually managed a very special and rare accomplishment along the way last season and was the overall top scorer for the entire game in one game-week. Not many can boast that! Bryan is no FPL novice either, he is currently ranked 8th overall in Japan and is in the top 16k overall. In fact should anyone ever fall behind in the rankings then perhaps Bryan is the man to turn to for advive. Having been ranked 1.3m after GW6 in the FPL, Bryan has presided over an astonishing revival ever since and as such is currently in the top 0.4% of FPL players in the world! He has also asked us to mention that he did not get ‘anything’ for Valentines Day. Not quite sure what ‘anything’ means but there is still time left yet Bryan! Over to the man himself…..

My first draft (Wow, took me only three words to make an MLS pun  #equivoque) began with “USA, blah de blah, hijacked our game and called it ‘soccer’, blah de blah.”. But of course most other countries don’t have any discomfort using the ‘S’ word. So instead, let me put it to you that the USA didn’t hijack football……. They invented soccer*.

The MLS is a wonderful potpourri of big names setting up retirement nests; an erratic fixture list that makes the FPL’s DGWs seem laaaaame; and most importantly, plenty of bizarre terminology. A sport that salivates over every stat that you probably don’t need, but is delivered in a slick way that makes them pivotal to your 7th free transfer of the GW. Lets take a whistle stop tour of everything you need to know to get you started in MLS fantasy land and probably lots that you don’t….

Communication Breakdown

eJHcUzXsOne year ago I read this on an MLS forum** and I was left blinded by a new language.

“Sure looking forward to Timbers’ matchup at the Rapids! The road team boosted their offensive roster with a key player transaction from the Superdraft . I reckon they’re gonna own the Western conference, what with all their defensive recoveries! Recognize!”

You probably don’t need Google Translate to decipher all that, right? Right. Because I’ve done it for you…

“I’m looking forward to Portland Timbers’ game away to Colorado Rapids. The away team enhanced their foul-mouthed line-up with a rather delightful transfer brought in by a very, very strong wind. I think they could win the Skrill Premier League (formerly Conference.), particularly with so many defenders miraculously coming back from injury. Where’s my tea, old chap?”

Three Things You Need to Survive in Fantasy MLS:

Photo 14-02-2014 23 56 261. Oh ok, thanks Bryan, so you’re recommending the site that we have to use to play the actual game on anyway? Wow, you’re ace! Well yes, but the thing is that there’s so much more stuff on here than just the game itself. It’s got a fantastic news section, great videos, and under-the-hood insight from the site’s experts. Ah, okay. Someone’s whispering that I should’ve just said ‘FF247’. But no, that’s for FPL really so if you want a proper insight you need to check it out.

2. @Ben_Jata You need this guy on speed dial. He’s an editor for the above website, an analyst for Opta Stats and, hold on to a loved one… he even replies to Tweets! He’s also pretty handy with our very own FPL.

3. The ‘MLS MatchDay International’ app. This has line-up announcements, often well before the transfer deadline; the score update interface has plenty of added value; and it’s useful for scouting OOP players, too.

Three Things You Don’t Need to Survive in Fantasy MLS:

1. The definite article. e.g. ‘March the twelfth’ becomes ‘March twelve’.

2. Ordinal numbers. e.g. ‘March the twelfth’ becomes ‘March twelve’.

3. Nigel Reo-Coker.

Eureka (Sean) Franklin!

Photo 15-02-2014 00 38 21I should probably write some ‘serious’ stuff now. How droll. Well, there were two breakthrough moments for me last season. First, it quickly became evident to most that defenders and midfielders were every bit as important as strikers. More so, to be honest. Even defensive midfielders can rack up decent numbers (see my second point below). My formations were usually 5-4-1, or 4-5-1. The caveat however is that scoring has now been slightly tweaked to compensate for that imbalance. So beware. I expect forwards to be more important this season. Secondly, once I got into the swing of things, my transfer selections became determined almost entirely by their bonus returns. These are much more important than in the FPL. A select band of players consistently get 5 or 6 points even without a CS, assist or goal. This a key reason why players like Collin, Zusi (both KC), Schuler, Morales (RSL) Keane, Donovan (LA), Bocanegra (CHV), Boniek (HOU), Higuain (CLB) et al are so invaluable… and expensive. They guarantee a consistent drizzle of points. And unlike FPL, everyone in your team can theoretically be awarded a whole host of bonus points. So with this in mind, avoid lazy players. Your laid back liberos, torpid trequartista’s and patient poachers have no place here (i.e. avoid Berbatov if he joins).

I’m not saying ignore the likes of Franklin (DC), Williams (PHI) or Cahill (NY) who get a lot of their points by more conventional means. But if you keep a keen eye on who’s getting the lion’s share of the bonus points as the season unfolds, you’ll end up with a squad with a competitive base score even during quiet GWs.

Talking of points…

The Brucie Bonus Arena

Photo 14-02-2014 10 55 05What do points make?

Audience: “Prizes! No.. wait.. Is it ‘Frequent appearances often in large numbers!?'”

Smart audience. Both were correct, in fact. There are prizes given to those who finish in the top 10, ranging from $200 to $1000. The global winner also gets an XBox One, so many of you may want to aim for runner-up. I didn’t quite finish that high last season, but I earned an LA Galaxy jersey… that I couldn’t claim because as an Englishman in Japan I couldn’t prove I was a U.S. citizen. It’s not all about the benjamins though, right guys? Right?


Readers: “Ahh…ermmmm….. Of course not! RIGHT ON!”

Bruce Arena :“What a lovely audience. So much better than last week!”

Those not completely au fait with British TV’s halcyon past, may wish to Google Bruce Forsyth. Anyway, using tables imported from a Commodore 64, here’s a brief breakdown of selection criteria and bonus allocations that are different from the FPL. Assume that everything else is the same. Or that I simply forgot.









The squad may be bigger, but you’re still restricted to the same formations as in FPL.








Don’t get too excited by the ‘infinity’ (?) potential of bonus points. In practice the best players can often bring home upwards of 4, 5, or 6 points. More than 8 is pretty rare to be honest, but it’s possible. Here’s an example based on Sporting Kansas’ Graham ‘Zanussi’ Zusi, from last season. His season average would suggest an expected output of the following bonus point allocation in 1 game. Figures are rounded up/down to the nearest integer, math(s) fans.








So you can see that with the appliance of science, Zusi would bestow you with about 3 BPS. That revelation may seem as thrilling as last week’s Arsenal v Man Utd game, but think about it… That’s ON AVERAGE! (Flingy mate, help me out here with some interesting stats to spice this up. Please. I’m dying on my….) Anyways… Aurélien Collin, a defender and Zusi’s team-mate averages about 3, also. So throw in a clean sheet, goal and assist, and you can basically retire next winter along with half of the Designated players in the game.

Other stuff of note and no doubt interest to those of you who struggle to resist an FPL hit or two, every week, is you get 2 free transfers per week in MLS; unlimited transfers in rounds 11, 15 and 16; oh but only 1 wildcard during the season. The stingy lot!

Left-field Suggestion

For those who have ‘Football Manager 2014’, trying out as an MLS team is certainly an education! The transfer system will melt your brain, and even though the player rosters are already well out of date, most of the key players are still there and the experience managing Houston Dynamo (Remind me never to sign David Bentley again) gave me extra insight into the way MLS functions.

Final Thoughts

Above all, go in with an open mind. Many remark that the quality of play is sub-standard. Well, last season I found myself engrossed by a seemingly endless procession of high scoring games, oft decided at the death.

MLS, its associated media and Fantasy site are insanely polished products, seamlessly integrated. Sure, you can wait for Beckham’s bucks to arrive in Miami, or you can join in the fun now. Picture this scene in 40 years time:

You sit down with your grandson to watch a game of ‘World Series Unified Sphere AddressingTM’ and say,

“Boy. I was there back when this game was called soccer.”


*It’s often argued that ‘soccer’ was actually first coined in England, in 1863. Pffft. Whatever.

**Didn’t happen.

Thanks for reading our intro to MLS 2014, this article was written by Bryan Munich

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  1. 73
    Potty Procky says:

    Capperro in Ultimate???
    Like as in last terms Mls?

  2. 74
    Raziel says:

    FFS, in 4 hours Mousasi will fight Machida. WAR MOUSASI! :finger:

  3. 75
    FC Sanchez says:

    How’s errbody’s CL team looking like? Champions League starts back up this week right? To begin with forwards look the toughest to select perhaps — I mean how can you pick just three from Messi, Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Ibrahimovic, Costa, etc… Similar problems in MF. More headaches to come in the next few days for sure!

    • 75.1

      FC Sanchez
      I fixed my squad yesterday, tell me what you think please.

      Courtios – Casillas
      Alaba – Marquinhos – Manolas – Smalling – Ivanovic
      Thiago – Mkhitaryan – Raul Garcia – Rolfes – Thiago Motta
      Ronaldo – Ibrahimovic – Costa

    • 75.2
      inittowinit says:

      No easy fixtures in the CL from now on Sanchez. Need to look at the big game players I think and Messi, Ronnie and Ibra are all exactly that. That will be front 3 until they start getting knocked out I think.

      • FC Sanchez says:

        Tekno, Initt — It’s good that there was no EPL this weekend as I’d have been wasting too much time on fantasy footy. Anyway, I’m thinking of going w/ Messi, Ronnie and Lewandowski but Ibra’s got huge points haul potential so still undecided on fwds. Initially had Diego Costa as he was less expensive. Regarding mfs, so many in form or CL-strong players to choose from as well. I’ve got Raul Garcia and Rolfes as well, Tekno. Still undecided on the rest — Hazard or Gotze maybe, Robben, Bale, Di Maria, Reus if he plays, Thiago Motta as well. Too many to choose from. Df — Alaba seems like the obvious choice with CS and assist/goal potential. Same w/ Ivanobitch. Gk — thought about De Gea but prolly go with Courtois. Don’t wanna spend too much here. Pick some core players and build around them I guess. It will be interesting to see how the ‘big’ teams do in the first leg as all are playing away from home — Barca, Real, PSG, Bayern, Chelski, Atletico…. How are you setting up Initt?

  4. 76
    Raziel says:

    Thanks for the update Tekno. Guess I’ll be holding on to every ManU/City coverage I have (they will ummm have DGW in GW31). Will see what is the best move. Guess keep FT till the end of time. Or at least a few minutes before the Transfer Market closes. >.<

    Sighs. Got to go now. FFS for winding me up mate. I was absolute chill. ;)


  5. 77
    peakydave says:

    I see the Ultimate fantasy premier league game has been postponed till next season!!! :( Just when I was coming round to the idea as well!!!

  6. 78
    Raziel says:

    So guys. Yesterday I heard from Tekno I was screwed. I’d only have 7 playing in GW29 if this goes on. What do I have to do apart from wait? And what teams need to win today to ease my pain? This is my team:
    Mannone – Marshall
    Vlaar – Collins – Fonte – Bruce – Olsson
    Silva – Oscar – Mata – Sterling – Noone
    RvP – Suarez – Sturridge

    Thanks in advanced, or you have my advanced thanks. Whatever. >.<

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