MLS 2014 An Introduction to Major League Soccerball
Welcome to the world of MLS and more importantly a massive warm welcome to our latest writer, or as we refer to him now ‘our resident MLS expert’ Bryan Munich. Most of you will be familiar with Bryan from the site already but will perhaps not be aware of his MLS credentials. Bryan finished an incredible 39th in the world in MLS last season despite being a humble Sheffield Wednesday supporting Yorkshireman and actually residing in Japan for the last four years! He actually managed a very special and rare accomplishment along the way last season and was the overall top scorer for the entire game in one game-week. Not many can boast that! Bryan is no FPL novice either, he is currently ranked 8th overall in Japan and is in the top 16k overall. In fact should anyone ever fall behind in the rankings then perhaps Bryan is the man to turn to for advive. Having been ranked 1.3m after GW6 in the FPL, Bryan has presided over an astonishing revival ever since and as such is currently in the top 0.4% of FPL players in the world! He has also asked us to mention that he did not get ‘anything’ for Valentines Day. Not quite sure what ‘anything’ means but there is still time left yet Bryan! Over to the man himself…..
My first draft (Wow, took me only three words to make an MLS pun Β #equivoque) began with βUSA, blah de blah, hijacked our game and called it ‘soccer’, blah de blah.β. But of course most other countries don’t have any discomfort using the ‘S’ word. So instead, let me put it to you that the USA didn’t hijack football……. They invented soccer*.
The MLS is a wonderful potpourri of big names setting up retirement nests; an erratic fixture list that makes the FPL’s DGWs seem laaaaame; and most importantly, plenty of bizarre terminology. A sport that salivates over every stat that you probably don’t need, but is delivered in a slick way that makes them pivotal to your 7th free transfer of the GW. Lets take a whistle stop tour of everything you need to know to get you started in MLS fantasy land and probably lots that you don’t….
Communication Breakdown
One year ago I read this on an MLS forum** and I was left blinded by a new language.
βSure looking forward to Timbers’ matchup at the Rapids! The road team boosted their offensive roster with a key player transaction from the Superdraft . I reckon they’re gonna own the Western conference, what with all their defensive recoveries! Recognize!β
You probably don’t need Google Translate to decipher all that, right? Right. Because I’ve done it for you…
βI’m looking forward to Portland Timbers’ game away to Colorado Rapids. The away team enhanced their foul-mouthed line-up with a rather delightful transfer brought in by a very, very strong wind. I think they could win the Skrill Premier League (formerly Conference.), particularly with so many defenders miraculously coming back from injury. Where’s my tea, old chap?β
Three Things You Need to Survive in Fantasy MLS:
1. http://fantasy.mlssoccer.com/ Oh ok, thanks Bryan, so you’re recommending the site that we have to use to play the actual game on anyway? Wow, you’re ace! Well yes, but the thing is that there’s so much more stuff on here than just the game itself. It’s got a fantastic news section, great videos, and under-the-hood insight from the site’s experts. Ah, okay. Someone’s whispering that I should’ve just said ‘FF247’. But no, that’s for FPL really so if you want a proper insight you need to check it out.
2. @Ben_Jata You need this guy on speed dial. He’s an editor for the above website, an analyst for Opta Stats and, hold on to a loved one… he even replies to Tweets! He’s also pretty handy with our very own FPL.
3. The ‘MLS MatchDay International’ app. This has line-up announcements, often well before the transfer deadline; the score update interface has plenty of added value; and it’s useful for scouting OOP players, too.
Three Things You Don’t Need to Survive in Fantasy MLS:
1.Β The definite article. e.g. ‘March the twelfth’ becomes ‘March twelve’.
2.Β Ordinal numbers. e.g. ‘March the twelfth’ becomes ‘March twelve’.
3.Β Nigel Reo-Coker.
Eureka (Sean) Franklin!
I should probably write some ‘serious’ stuff now. How droll. Well, there were two breakthrough moments for me last season.Β First, it quickly became evident to most that defenders and midfielders were every bit as important as strikers. More so, to be honest. Even defensive midfielders can rack up decent numbers (see my second point below). My formations were usually 5-4-1, or 4-5-1. The caveat however is that scoring has now been slightly tweaked to compensate for that imbalance. So beware. I expect forwards to be more important this season.Β Secondly, once I got into the swing of things, my transfer selections became determined almost entirely by their bonus returns. These are much more important than in the FPL. A select band of players consistently get 5 or 6 points even without a CS, assist or goal. This a key reason why players like Collin, Zusi (both KC), Schuler, Morales (RSL) Keane, Donovan (LA), Bocanegra (CHV), Boniek (HOU), Higuain (CLB) et al are so invaluable… and expensive. They guarantee a consistent drizzle of points. And unlike FPL, everyone in your team can theoretically be awarded a whole host of bonus points. So with this in mind, avoid lazy players. Your laid back liberos, torpid trequartista’s and patient poachers have no place here (i.e. avoid Berbatov if he joins).
I’m not saying ignore the likes of Franklin (DC), Williams (PHI) or Cahill (NY) who get a lot of their points by more conventional means. But if you keep a keen eye on who’s getting the lion’s share of the bonus points as the season unfolds, you’ll end up with a squad with a competitive base score even during quiet GWs.
Talking of points…
The Brucie Bonus Arena
What do points make?
Audience: “Prizes! No.. wait.. Is it ‘Frequent appearances often in large numbers!?'”
Smart audience. Both were correct, in fact. There are prizes given to those who finish in the top 10, ranging from $200 to $1000. The global winner also gets an XBox One, so many of you may want to aim for runner-up. I didn’t quite finish that high last season, but I earned an LA Galaxy jersey… that I couldn’t claim because as an Englishman in Japan I couldn’t prove I was a U.S. citizen. It’s not all about the benjamins though, right guys? Right?
Readers: “Ahh…ermmmm….. Of course not! RIGHT ON!”
Bruce Arena :“What a lovely audience. So much better than last week!”
Those not completely au fait with British TV’s halcyon past, may wish to Google Bruce Forsyth. Anyway, using tables imported from a Commodore 64, here’s a brief breakdown of selection criteria and bonus allocations that are different from the FPL. Assume that everything else is the same. Or that I simply forgot.
The squad may be bigger, but you’re still restricted to the same formations as in FPL.
Don’t get too excited by the ‘infinity’ (?)Β potential of bonus points. In practice the best players can often bring home upwards of 4, 5, or 6 points. More than 8 is pretty rare to be honest, but it’s possible. Here’s an example based on Sporting Kansas’ Graham ‘Zanussi’ Zusi, from last season. His season average would suggest an expected output of the following bonus point allocation in 1 game. Figures are rounded up/down to the nearest integer, math(s) fans.
So you can see that with the appliance of science, Zusi would bestow you with about 3 BPS. That revelation may seem as thrilling as last week’s Arsenal v Man Utd game, but think about it… That’s ON AVERAGE! (Flingy mate, help me out here with some interesting stats to spice this up. Please. I’m dying on my….) Anyways… AurΓ©lien Collin, a defender and Zusi’s team-mate averages about 3, also. So throw in a clean sheet, goal and assist, and you can basically retire next winter along with half of the Designated players in the game.
Other stuff of note and no doubt interest to those of you who struggle to resist an FPL hit or two, every week, is you get 2 free transfers per week in MLS; unlimited transfers in rounds 11, 15 and 16; oh but only 1 wildcard during the season. The stingy lot!
Left-field Suggestion
For those who have ‘Football Manager 2014’, trying out as an MLS team is certainly an education! The transfer system will melt your brain, and even though the player rosters are already well out of date, most of the key players are still there and the experience managing Houston Dynamo (Remind me never to sign David Bentley again) gave me extra insight into the way MLS functions.
Final Thoughts
Above all, go in with an open mind. Many remark that the quality of play is sub-standard. Well, last season I found myself engrossed by a seemingly endless procession of high scoring games, oft decided at the death.
MLS, its associated media and Fantasy site are insanely polished products, seamlessly integrated. Sure, you can wait for Beckham’s bucks to arrive in Miami, or you can join in the fun now. Picture this scene in 40 years time:
You sit down with your grandson to watch a game of ‘World Series Unified Sphere AddressingTM’ and say,
βBoy. I was there back when this game was called soccer.β
Disclaimers.
*It’s often argued that ‘soccer’ was actually first coined in England, in 1863. Pffft. Whatever.
**Didn’t happen.
Thanks for reading our intro to MLS 2014, this article was written by Bryan Munich
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Man City line-up:
Pantilimon, Zabaleta, Kompany (C), Lescott, Clichy, Garcia, Toure, Milner, Silva, Jovetic, Dzeko
Definitely time for Kolarov to get the boot from my squad.
I’m gonna keep him myself for now, but only because City’s fixtures are nice and there is a chance they’ll get a DGW soon. I think Clichy is preferred against stronger teams because he might be better defensively than Kolarov, and if he also starts against Barcelona I’ll at least expect Kolarov to start against Stoke next weekend.
Tekno I’ve got 3 City players.. So its either him or Dzeko to go.. But that’s why I bought Kolarov in for the good GW fixtures.. and all he does is get 10 minute cameo appearances!
Omfg …
I’m luvin this new ultimate FPL…
Forget Mls “soccer”..!
This is what it’s all about..
If you’ve not registered …DO IT…DO IT NOW..,!!
What is this ultimate FPL thing?
Like FPL but just better! Seems like they copied the World Cup and Europe Cup fantasy formats…but whit more players and bigger budget and some small details…like loaning players instead of buying them etc etc…
It is awesome!!! MLS soccer can be good too..but since I do not follow nor know 95% of the players I think Ultimate is the way to go! And what a budget we have!! π
Kung Fu is it available in your country? You’re Danish right? I tried to register and all I got was that it was unavailable in my country. Seems weird that it’s available in Denmark and not in Norway.
Yeah it works here..odd it doesn’t in Norway then? I registered a couple of days ago. Maybe you can email them and ask them. If you do and they tell you that it normally should not work in DK, please don’t snitch on me Might be a glitch or something…
Pottys Fa Cup Comp
You in?
25 mins til it starts.
Man City v Chelsea
Everton v Swansea
Pick your men from these teams.
1 Gk
1 Df
1 Mf
1 Fw
Nominate a Captain
And lets roll
Potty
So we’ve got till kick off to alter our line ups then Pottster, I could use a tactical sub to get rid of Kolarov, Just like a trial run for ultimate Fantasy!
Pantilimon
Cahill
Silva
Jovetic (C)
Howard
Kompany
Hazard (C)
Eto’o
Hello Potty, I originally posted 4 players including Hart, but with him not starting I’ll alter my players.
Pantilimon
Baines (C)
Hazard
Jovetic
Here you go Potty;
Cech
Luiz (c)
Hazard
Eto’o
Potty,
Please ignore my entry on the Predictions page.
These 4 are my ‘real’ entry….
Howard
Baines
Hazard
Naismith (c)
Thanks
Hello Potty, the wining coupon:
Howard
Cahill
Silva (c)
Dzeko
Pottz..
Gk.Cech
Df. Ivanovic
Mf. Yaya
Fw. Dzeko
Dzeko (c)
Blah, I’ve got enough stress trying to catch Cookie in one league, don’t need it for a second!
Haha! Well next year you will have to pay 5 quid for it or something…but as long as its free I will try it and if it is that awesome, I might pay the 5 quid! It really is like FPL but..with so many more combinations!! Might get a brain- attack though!!
Cardiff lose 1-2 at home to Wigan.
Guys I am tweeting some small tips for Ultimate FPl, if you don’t follow just look at the latest tweets on the site.
Hey Mito, how do you know if you made the but into the 10,000 allocated spots?
Scrap that question Mito, i’m sorted. It is going to take some dedication to play that game successfully! So is it going to replace the original version or will they run alongside each other next season? The only problem I see is in a community like this, will it split people that have chosen original V’s ultimate?
Alex – I would imagine their plan is to run it alongside the original game next season.
Ok Kop thanks. And if thats the case do you think it will matter if people play one or the other? I guess if your a FF fan it doesn’t matter! SO which way would you go mate? π
I’ll probably play both
NZ Alex if I had to only go for one, I would play Ultimate FPL as I love the capacity to control so much and the advantage will definitely go to the managers with the better substitution patterns. But like Kop, I will probably play both also.
Fair point Mito, most people that frequent sites like this are middy obsessed so the more control the better!