Transfer round up Part 5
We have allowed the transfers to settle a while having blitzed them all last week but it looks as though many teams have been adding talent since. Swansea have gone back to the tried and trusted and may have unearthed fantasy gold as well as adding someone to supply that gold with chances, West Ham have strengthened their attack once more and Stoke have decided to test the Barca theory (‘but can he hack it on a cold Wednesday night in Stoke…’). We are delighted that say that Bryan Munich has had his finger on the pulse of the transfer activity since our last update and here is his take on the latest signings in the top flight…
Gylfi Sigurdsson (Mid – 6.0)
Maybe there’s something in the air. Maybe it’s that Lego movie. Whatever the reason, nostalgia is the new future. Retro is the new modern. Premier League teams are going back to the future. If your club doesn’t have a new old face then you’re SO last year… oh… which would… actually make you retro, so that would maybe be OK… hey, can we go over the rules again?
Gylfi Sigurdsson, or ‘Siggy’ as he’s known in FPL circles by lazy typists, is firmly strapped into his DeLorean and turning back the dial to 2012, when he managed 7 goals and 5 assists in 18 games. In the blink of an eye, he now goes from being an unappealingly priced 6.0 squad member for Spurs to a bargain 6.0 figurehead for Swansea. Even with limited game time at Spurs, his 8 goals and 5 assists over the two seasons illustrate further that the Icelander gets the job done whenever called upon. A full season at the Liberty Stadium could make a mockery of his price tag.
Were the Swans’ opening fixture at a lesser side than a resurgent Man Utd, the Siggy bandwagon would surely be full steam ahead. From GW2 onwards, though, his appeal steepens sharply. Get ready for some Siggy stardust.
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Ben Davies (Def – 5.0)
The FPL site seem curiously keen on making sure we don’t call the London club ‘Tottenham Hotspur’. Nope, it’s just ‘Spurs’ this season guys. It doesn’t bother me, but it’s going to really wind up the OCD managers out there who’ll now have to re-alphabetize their DVDs.
Hi-fiving Siggy on the M4, coming the other way, Ben Davies will be keen to make a longer lasting impression at White Hart Lane. 3 goals and 3 assists in two seasons is arguably rather modest for a flying full-back, but we all saw what Pochettino did with Luke Shaw at Southampton. Ben Davies is very much in that mould and it should be an exciting season for the Welsh left-back under the visionary Argentinian’s management.
His pricing compares him favourably with other fullbacks at ‘big’ clubs. (Ivanovic 7.0, Zabaleta 6.5, Luis 6.0, Shaw 6.0, G. Johnson 5.5, Debuchy 5.5,) None more strikingly than teammate Kyle Walker, who will surely now struggle to covet our affections for Spurs coverage with Davies on the other flank and a full 1.0 cheaper.
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Jefferson Montero (Mid – 6.0)
This 24 year-old winger signed from Mexican club Morelia on a 4 year contract. The ex-Villareal flanker started all 3 of Ecuador’s World Cup games, though arguably only did himself justice against the Swiss. It would be easy to dismiss this transfer as yet another trendy post-World Cup knee-jerk purchase, but in actual fact the Swans had been courting him since March. He’ll be a like-for-like swap with the departing Pablo Hernandez, though he gives Garry Monk the added dimension of operating on either side.
Montero’s a small, but pacy and direct winger who loves to attack defenders. He’s not the finished product yet, as his final ball often disappoints. But you can expect him to give defenders uncomfortable decisions to make in the box, and he’s scored some spectacular goals at both club and international level to date. A Michu-spearheaded Swansea would have certainly helped his assist production, but Sigurdsson charging forward alongside him will somewhat balance things back out; and if Bony hangs around at the Liberty Stadium, all three Swansea players could well be a rich source of assists and goals.
It’s worth noting however that he’s been a bit of a journeyman despite his youth and playing in the Premier League will be a cultural upheaval for him. Whether he settles will determine how well gauged his price of 6.0 really is.
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Enner Valencia (Fwd – 7.0)
Having now mastered the art of being perennially unavailable through injuries and suspensions, Andy Carroll has given Big Sam no option but to bring in strikers that, y’know, play. Supplementing fellow summer acquisition Mauro Zarate, the Hammers could well field a new look front two come kick-off.
As a boy, young Enner used to help out on his father’s farm, and legend (i.e. the Internet) has it that he sold milk to fund his first pair of football boots. When Allardyce was asked what drew him to the former milkboy’s talents, Sam may have retorted with this three pronged pun-fest, “He can skim past opponents; his delivery’s good; and he can go pasteurize in no time.”
Valencia, nicknamed ‘Superman’ for his power and pace, shined in Brazil with 3 goals for Ecuador. Whether the FA will allow him to wear his underpants outside his shorts has yet to be confirmed. Let’s hope not. West Ham are rumoured to have paid £12m, close to the club record £15m they shelled out for Carroll, so expectations will be high.
There’s every reason to believe the 25 year-old can indeed meet said expectations. He boasts an astonishing strike rate of late. His World Cup exploits took his international tally to 7 goals in 12 games; while last season he netted 18 times in 23 appearances for Mexican side Pachuca. If he hits the ground running, he could well become quickly in demand at 7.0.
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Bojan Krkic (Fwd – 5.5)
Eight. It took just eight words to set in motion one of the most unlikely transfers this summer.
“I will join if you sign Phil Bardsley.”
Bojan Krkic had unenviable expectations bestowed upon him at a young age. ‘The next Messi’. Come on now, even the current Messi didn’t have to cope with being called ‘the next Messi’. Such a label would have surely suffocated Lionel’s progress, and then there’s issues about time-travel, blah blah blah.
At 23, it seems rather unfair that Krkic’s image has already been tarnished as a disappointment in not reaching such unattainable heights. The flip-side is that Stoke may have landed a bargain to end all bargains. With a £3m price tag that will barely register on the Premier League’s hyperactive spendometer, the Potters could very well have on their hands a hungry young forward with a lot to prove and bags of potential still to surface.
Being categorized as a striker in FPL doesn’t do the Spaniard international too many favours. The winger wasn’t prolific in his loan spell at Ajax last season. 4 goals in 24 games doesn’t get the blood pumping and even his meagre 3 assists suggests he has work to do. He should benefit from the ‘completed dribbles’ aspect of the newly tweaked BPS system, though, as he’ll dribble more than an old man salivating in the front row of a beauty pageant.
At 5.5 strikers don’t come much cheaper, so if Bojan becomes an integral part of Mark Hughes’ reinvented Britannia brand, FPL managers may well be looking at their very own bargain; and Stoke City fans could soon be lauding a new Messi-ah. Or maybe just a very naughty boy (Hi, Python fans).
Anyone watching the Seatle vs Galaxy game?! Its a frikkin rout. 3-0 already. Pappa captain not looking a smart move.
Thanks for all your comments everyone! Even the nasty ones which I deleted. Hope I got the balance right between informative and entertaining. If not, you can sod off.
(Update on Seattle vs LA. Good news for Mito (and me) is Donovan’s been credited with 2 assists to go with his goal. The bad news for Chins is that Pappa got dragged off after 64 minutes.)
And that’s why you get the nasty comments.
I just read the news!
If it makes your feel any better, and I know it….. Ah, I did this last week. Forget it. Bottom line is I captained J-Mac cos he had a DGW, and he brought me a might total of 3.
THREE!!!! COME OFF IT NOW!!
Pretend I wrote that with no typos.
Thats how i read all of your work Bryan. 😉
He scored 1.5 points?! That’s just damn unlucky. I feel good with Pappa’s 2 now. Thanks Bryan! 😉
Oh wait, i see. He scored three over 2 DGW games?! Yeah, that is bad.
Its not all bad for me though…. I have Donovan and Gargan too. Not bad for a week where i forgot to make any transfers.
Here I am getting all diplomatic n shiz, and I’m doing the worst of the lot of ya! hah.
A role I’m used to, granted, but still… I’m overdue a green arrow-fest. Really overdue.
Please RMT,
Schmeicel
Shaw Shawcross Debuchy Cahill
Noble Silva Hazard Mata
Giroud Rooney (C)
Weimann Barton Wisdom
Thanks in advance
Downgrade one defender (Probably Cahill) and get yourself a decent 3rd striker, play 3-4-3 and you’ve got a cracking team there mate.
Thanks Bryan. Will definitely heed that…3-4-3 is the most logical way to go to maximise from the abundance of good forwards.
Please RMT version 2,
Krul
Shaw Debuchy Azpilicueta
McCarthy Ramsey Hazard Mata
Giroud Rooney (C) Dzeko
Mannone Davis Duff Wisdom
Thanks in advance
Look at Nuget or Austin potentially as a 3rd striker… Bojan might even be worth a punt
Heads up y’all.
FF247 (Mito) is 3rd in the world in MLS.
That’s.
3rd.
Its MLS so whats it out of? 10? haha
CONGRATS Mito great achievement, lets see you bringing that into the FPL season
Bryan/Mito
He’s not ‘The Legend ‘ for nothing
Well done Mito, this is brilliant.
Great stuff, i’ve just seen that myself. Well done Mito, keep up the good work.
Yes brilliant stuff Mito, keep flying that flag 😉
Great stuff Mito’s Aunty, she really is a hot bed of knowledge re MLS.
Seriously, fair play to you what an amazing achievement, especially for someone who claims to know nothing about MLS. I have my RMT ready for next GW.
And Bry, superb article my friend, great to read, amusing and tells me everything I need to know – much appreciated mate.
Well done Mito my friend, go grab that top spot mate. :dance:
Indeed, great effort! A victory for one of us is a victory for all of us
Btw how many are in the MLS fantasy league?
CC, rumour has it there’s at least 4 😉
Calvin – 30,584
Thanks fellas! I don’t care if their is 3 people participating and I am in last. I will take any of those prizes. 😉
http://fantasy.mlssoccer.com/prizes/
wow.500£ gift card.. well done mito…agree with CC.. A victory for one of us is a victory for all of us,it means you should share that gift with all of us here:P
Who said that?
Calvin Clyne
Hi Again…
Think I’ve finally settling on my team
Mannone
Shaw Davies Wisdom
Sanchez Mata Eriksen Siggy
Costa Rooney Dzeko
Krul Chester El Ahmadi Targett
Reason for Wisdom and Targett is they both 4m and I feel should be pushing for a starting spot. Those 2 and Chester will basically rotate for my 3rd defender spot. I am debating Chester out for another 4.5m though, but who?
Anyone?
Sorry Shep, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Vlaar, Collins. Not taken by any particarly. I’d probably stick with Chester and see if anyone else emerges.
Thanks Innit.
Just worried now Hull play in Europa… but dont know how long that will last haha
Shep
I’d say Chester is as good a 4.5 as anyone.
If wisdom and targett both play, then that’s a good squad there.
Gallant
I dont see much competition for either. Targett plays LB and Chambers have left the Saints… Wisdom played well when he was on loan, he has more competition but think he will get a lot of game time.
Only worry with Chester is Hull play Thurs nights
Morning Shep, that’s a fine team! Advice as always is monitor your cheap players, but that’s a great main backbone there. If you are intent on replacing Chester then Swansea and Newcastle rotate nicely with So’ton and WBA for the first 9 weeks at least, so Williamson/Coloccini or Williams if you can raise the extra 0.5 somehow. Swansea do only have 3 defenders above 4.5 though so maybe keep an eye on them and if they don’t sign another then one of the 4.5s will be a cheap route in.
Calvin Clyne
I have Newcastle cover in Krul, So’ton in Targett and WBA in Wisdom.
Will see about Chester out for a Swansea player… but who? Might be a good move since its hard to score in Wales and Hull play in Europa (for the time being at least)
Shep
Neil Taylor would be my advice.
Thanks, shall take a look at him.
I know, I did include So’ton and WBA in there because of Targett and Wisdom lol.
Thanks Clyne, then I think Im good.
PLEASE no big name signings… unless its Vidal and Hummels to United
This news may be important.
Luke Shaw has been told he’s not fit enough to train with first team.Has been told to train alone.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2709083/Luke-Shaws-worries-Louis-van-Gaal-new-Manchester-United-boss-deems-30million-signing-unfit.html#ixzz38pz1NRoT
Doesn’t mess around LVG does he?
Still unsure. Don’t trust the Daily mail tbh. Will wait on further news.
it does say ” Man Untied…” lol
Monty/Init
I’m no Man Utd fan but I have to say, I’m hooked by this manager already.
Even in his dealing with the press he is fantastic.
And Monty, there are direct quotes from LVG In there so I think the Shaw stuff is factual. It has to be.
Morning GP, yep I like him too, think we are all going to have some fun with him this season, he takes ‘no-nonsense’ to a new level.
Kop like?
Mito, what are you insinuating?