Fantasy Football Captain Picks Gameweek GW2
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GW1 proved almost predictable in terms of our picks, with Salah and Haaland off to a flier, Kane and Son proving ‘Spursy’, and Sterling finding that goals are always seemingly hard to come by for Chelsea forwards, past and present. Here’s how our writers fared:
1. GP — Haaland, 26 points. Two goals and all 3 bonus points. We have a feeling we may be typing that sentence an awful lot this season.
2. Rosco — Salah, 24 points. A goal, an assist and 2 bonus points. We have a feeling we may be typing that sentence an awful lot this season…
3. Kop — Son, 10 points. A solitary assist when Spurs scored 4.
4. OddDane — Sterling, 6 points. Just a clean sheet to show for his debut.
5. Init — Kane, 4 points. See Son minus even the assist.
A right mixed bag, then, but that’s FPL for you. Let’s go see what this week’s team make of GW2…
Rosco — Haaland vs Bournemouth (H)
Every day is a school day kids. Anywho, in this instance, I felt words were not enough (or you could argue, not really needed) so I did this instead!
Jamesimmo — Cancelo vs Bournemouth (H)
Ok, so, you get it now: Bournemouth are bad. They started off with a 2–0 win last weekend, granted, but our FPL plans for GW2 were based on Bournemouth being bad. So… Bournemouth are really bad.
Moving on to some facts now, West Ham only mustered 0.34 xG vs Man City, and that was an away match for Pep’s defence. You’d have to think that chances will be scarcer still for visiting Bournemouth on Saturday, which makes a 5–6 point (factoring in another annoying yellow card) floor for Cancelo very likely. Then, João just needs a goal or an assist — of which there were 12 for him last season — to reward his brave backers with a double-digit haul. It’s that simple! Keep in mind that he’s a Bonus Point whore (even without a goal involvement).
I’m sure that you, too, are not now convinced that Cancelo’s a much better option than Haaland for this one…
Gear — Salah vs Crystal Palace (H)
Normally, Salah at home to Crystal Palace would be a no brainer. However, Haaland’s performance last weekend means those that of us that own both have a real decision on their hands. At the time of writing, our captain poll has the two of them level at 45.8% each of the votes.
All I will do at this stage is give you some stats that will hopefully aid you in your decision-making process. I’ll start with the fact that Liverpool are entertaining a Crystal Palace side who they have beaten in each of their last 10 premier league meetings. During this time, they have averaged 3 goals per game and for Salah’s part, he has bagged himself 7 goals and 6 assists in just 7 matches. Make of that what you will, but it should provide something of a counterweight to Haaland mania!
OddDane – Jarrod Bowen vs Nottingham Forest (A)
Well then, who better to target than ‘mister 200+ points’ Jarrod Bowen who had a breakout 21/22 season and will be facing off against Nottingham Forest in their upcoming away game.
Nottingham Forest saw Newcastle run amok allowing them some 19-20 shots and a wholesome 10 shots on target and who are topping the expected goals against (xGA) stats along with teams like Everton, Fulham and well… West Ham. Granted Newcastle did seem to have put their groove on, but then one could argue the Hammers will come a’ swingin’ too – right? They certainly will want a palete cleanser after their opening game against City!
So, despite his somewhat ‘off’ game vs City, Bowen could find the form and space to deliver come Sunday. Last season saw Bowen register 12 goals and 10 assists (17 in FPL!), averaging c. 5.7 points per game and an underlying non-penalty G+A/90 of 0.66 across 36 games – this put him amongst the (non-penalty) outputs of players like Sterling, Mané, Ronaldo and Kane. In other words, if they find good form on Sunday, Bowen knows where to find the goal!
Besides, do we really think Henderson will be having seven-eight saves every game? Somethings got to give, and it might just be from Jarrod next time!
Mind you, a word of moderation. Owning Bowen in FPL is a bit of a differential, so giving him the cap’n responsibility will certainly promise you a big swing in rankings.
The confessional…
This is where we ask our entire writing team to tell us who they think they will pick this week…. AKA as ‘Looks like Carolyn misspelt ‘Håland’
DMC — Haaland
Jamesimmo — Haaland
Ivan — Haaland
Swirly — Haaland
Horse — Haaland
Matt — Haaland
Loud Atlas — Haaland
Smash — Haaland
Kop — Haaland
The Gallant Pioneer — Haaland
Rosco — Haaland
Ellefcee — Erling
Floydeth — Hauland
Init — Haaland
Carolyn — Salah
Gear — Haaland
Stone Frog — Haaland
OddDane — Erling Braut Håland
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Lol, that flowchart is awesome.
Why thank you!
Always Captain Mo Salah… thank me later!
That’s next week’s chart!
Thanks guys – I cannot imagine captaining anyone but Haaland this week. Also rolling my FT and seeing what 2FT plus £0.5 ITB can do for me in GW3.
You just know Haaland will blank and Salah will smash it
Standard FPL!!
Or even worse – Kane will score a brace against the ‘mighty’ Chelsea!!!!
😉
Ouch!
Howay Rosco,
Whatcha doin’ this week? Sacrificing Harry Edward Kane, or not??? I’m interested!
You’re always one to sit pretty and just wait aren’t you?
I let Harry go for ‘The Brat’ (Haaland!), but it was always going to be one of my possibilities!
Cheerio and good luck to the Magpies this weekend! (And all their Brown Ale drinking fans!) 😉
I hope you weren’t referring to Collingwood?
Carn the Swannies Bunny!
Love the numbat
As I said last week, it’s because of my team name (Numbat City). Cute little buggars!
Haha Harry is long gone mate! The plan was always Kane to Haaland, however, Kane’s 2pts was not the desired outcome! Anywho we live and learn and the move was made before the duo had their respective rise and fall!
Me too!
Salah for me. Only based on 5pts per goal compared to 4pts for Haaland and chance of 1pt Cs bonus compared to no chance. Don’t think Haaland gets assists like Mo either.
Who takes penalties at Liverpool?
Have a guess and don’t overlook the obvious choice! 😉
No love for Darwin at all as capo in this article? I’m feeling that he’s up there with Håland…
Thought about doing KdB and Darwin too, but didn’t find the time – honestly my picking order would be something along the lines of;
1. Haaland
2. Salah
3. Kevin De Bruyne
4. Darwin/ Cancelo
5. Bowen/ Diaz/ Jesus/ Son/ Sterling
Though picking anyone outside of Håland/Salah seems like a massive risk – I’d prefer gambling in weeks where there’s less concentration on just one or two options.